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I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.
All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
A Finnish joke from the Cold War
During the Cold War, a foreign journalist asked a Finnish general what Finland would do if the USSR and NATO would fight a war in Finland.
He replied first we would beat out NATO, and then the Soviets .
The journalist was surprised about the order and asked why.
We are civilized people. Work comes before pleasure , the general replied.
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat?
Finnish Hymn!!
Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat?
They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
how do you get from sweden to russia?
you cross the finnish line
Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song?
A Finnish hymn.
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