Finnish Russian Jokes
40 finnish russian jokes and hilarious finnish russian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about finnish russian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Finnish Russian Short Jokes
Short finnish russian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The finnish russian humour may include short russian people jokes also.
- If you are Russian when you go to the bathroom and you are Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European
- A Russian man drives up to the border with Finland The Finnish border guard takes his passport and asks the man - "Occupation?"
"No. Only a holiday." - Why do Soviet Russians dislike running so much? Because they can never make it past the Finnish line.
- What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland? Russian to Finnish.
- Have you heard of the international bathroom? When you go there, you're Russian.
Once there, European.
At the the end, you're Finnish. - When you really have to pee, your Russian to the bathroom, when you walk out, you're Finnish, so what are you while you're inside? European!
This was one of my dad's jokes - Did you know I have an international bathroom? When you're heading there you're Russian
When you're in there European
and when you're done you're Finnish
*I'll show myself out* - A Trans-Nordic race was planned to pass through Norway, Sweden, and Finland, ending at the Russian border. But everyone stopped at the Finnish line instead.
- According to finnish sources there are tens of thousands of Russian soldiers at their border. The only issue is that they're buried six feet deep.
- When you really have to go to the bathroom, you become Scandinavian First you're Russian there, then European, and then you're Finnish.
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Finnish Russian One Liners
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- Why did the Winter War only last 3 months? The fighters were Russian to Finnish
- Did you hear about the translator who was running the marathon? He was Russian to Finnish
- First you're Russian, Then, European,
Then, you're Finnish - When are you no longer an American? When European, you're Russian, and you Finnish.
- Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian? Because he's never Finnish.
Finnish Russian Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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Old Finnish ww2 joke
Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting in England after the World War II.
British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland.
"A few hundred thousand" answered Ehrnrooth.
"Where in Finland are they stationed?" The British general asked.
Ehrnrooth answered: "Two meters underground around the border."
A large group of Russian soldiers...
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!"
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There are two of them."
Two Russians, Vlad and Ivan, decided to have a race.
Both long distance runners, they decided the end would be a large rock a few miles past the Russia-Finland border.
Vlad was ahead for most of the race, but he faltered soon after the border and was passed by Ivan, who won.
"I told you I would win!" said Ivan.
"You may have won," replied Vlad, "but I beat you to the Finnish line."
joke my uncle told me as a kid
so 3 men go into a brothel what are their ethnic backgrounds the guy coming out........ finnish. the guy going in.......... russian. the guy currently in there........ himalayen
House of ill repute
There's a house of ill repute, up on a hill. There's a man going up the hill, there's a man coming down the hill and there's a man in the house.
What nationalities are they?
Man going up the hill- he's Russian
Man coming down the hill- he's Finnish
Man in the house- Himalayan
An old man told me about a brothel
I was sitting at a bar one evening and an old man walked in, sat down beside me and ordered a drink. After a few minutes he tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out the window to a building on top of a hill. "That's a brothel. You can tell the ethnicity of the men going there based on where they are. The man going into the brothel, he's Russian. The man leaving, he's Finnish." "What about the man inside the brothel?" I asked. "That man? Himalayan"
If you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you Finnish you walk out, what are you inside
European
If you're Russian going into the bathroom, and you're Finnish leaving the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European
After the World War 2
Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting England. British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland. "A few hundred thousand" answered Ehrnrooth. "Where in Finland are they stationed?" The British general asked. Ehrnrooth answered: "Two meters underground around the border."
If you enter the bathroom Russian, and you leave the bathroom Finnish, what are you in the bathroom?
European
2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities?
Russian and Finnish!
Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings "were misinterpreted".
Whoops, wrong sub.
Two men meet at a washroom door
Two men meet at a washroom door. What were their nationalities?
One was Russian and the other was Finnish.
What did they say to each other?
European!
Thanks to my high school shop teacher for this one.
There was a Brothel on top of a hill,
The man on his way up the hill was Russian
The man on his way down the hill was Finnish
.....and the man inside
Himalayan!!
There are three men in a brothel. One is going downstairs, one is going upstairs and another is in a room. What are their ethnicities?
The man going downstairs is Finnish, the man going upstairs is Russian, and the man in the room is Himalayan.
Bathrooms are international
You're Russian to it, European while you're in there, and then ya Finnish.
If you are Russian when you go to the w**... and you are Finnish when you leave, what are you when you are inside?
Himalayan
Two Russian men walk into a Finnish bar
Where they take a seat and order two pints of the bar's finest beer.
The waitress arrives with the pints and two coasters for the gentlemen. She notices that they seem slightly confused.
Soon after, they order two more pints and when she noticed the coasters were missing she replaced them with two new ones.
Each pint after that she brought new coasters, and for the fifth pint she decided she wouldn't bring them anymore.
Both of the Russian men look up, startled and ask "nyet biscuit!?"
A russian officer during the winter war hears someone shouting from behind a hill
"one Finnish soldier is worth 10 Russian soldiers!"
Wanting to prove a point the officer sends ten Russians over the hill. After some gunshots and screams the same voice shouts "one Finnish soldier is worth 100 Russian soldiers!" Enraged the officer sends 100 Russian soldiers over the hill. After ten minutes of gunshots and screams he hears the voice again "one Finnish soldier is worth 1000 Russian soldiers!" Thinking it was impossible to loose this he sends 1000 of his best men over the hill. After 30 minutes of gunshots and screams one wounded Russian crawls over the hill and shouts "It's a trap! There are two of them!"
Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test?
Because they're always russian to finnish first.