finnegan Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious finnegan puns

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"



"Well, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three times to pee"

👍🏼

Relationships are a lot like yard sales...

they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's a bunch of crap you don't need.

(Christian Finnegan)

👍🏼

Can we have a moment of silence for Mr. Finnegan?

He was married for 50 years, the poor guy deserves at least one.

👍🏼

The drowning man.

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no."

"No ??"

"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

👍🏼

Trying to get a girlfriend is like going to a yard sale.

If some other guy put it out on the street, why the hell would I want it?

(Christian Finnegan)

👍🏼

What are the most funny Finnegan jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Finnegan? Well, here are the best Finnegan dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Finnegan pick up lines to share with friends.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Joko Jokes