Finland Jokes
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- Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
- A Russian man drives up to the border with Finland The Finnish border guard takes his passport and asks the man - "Occupation?"
"No. Only a holiday." - What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland? Russian to Finnish.
- I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
- The safety distance of 2 meters has been hard for the people in Finland. Luckily, when it's over, we can return to the usual 10 meter distancing.
- I haven't seen my friend since he started working for Finland's national airline He disappeared into Finnair.
- Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn.
- Olympic Sailing results are in! denmark have taken gold
Finland have taken silver
Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise - A couple was traveling across Europe but had to stop abruptly at Finland's borders. Why? Because it was the Finnish line.
- I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background. Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns
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Finland One Liners
Which finland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with finland? I can suggest the ones about motherland and station.
- What do you call a dead man from Finland? Finnished
- What is the sign for a U-turn in Finland? "You are approaching the Russian border."
- Finland has just joined NATO. It's good to know their application is Finnish.
- Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland
- What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!
- What do you call Finland's border? The Finnish line
- Why do people cheer when they reach the Finland border? It's the Finnish line.
- Being in Finland in these times makes me feel so good. Lots of indoor finns.
- I don't like Finland.... But their flag is a plus.
- Many people say that Finland started wars. I thought they Finnish them.
- Why does Finland have the best runner's in the world? Because they Finnish first
- What happened when Finland closed their borders? Nobody could pass telhe Finnish line!
- What is Finland's largest export? Lines
- I'm going to run a 5K to Finland. When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line.
- What country has the highest population of fish? Finland
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What funny jokes about finland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean country jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make finland pranks.
Russian referendum.
Russia initiates a referendum in Crimea about returning Crimea back to Russia. Ukraine initiates a referendum about returning Kaliningrad to Germany, Sakhalin and the Kuril Islands to Japan, Kazan - to Tatar, Karelia - to Finland, Siberia to Yakuts, and everything situated east from Ural mountains - to ingenious people.
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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?
A man with unfinnished buisness.
Vacations
Russian military tank crosses the border into Finland and a Russian soldier steps out.
"Good morning," says the Border police, "Name?"
"Ivan Ivanovich."
"Occupation?"
"No, just a vacation."
I am liking the people from Finland
They always finish
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Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win?
...they can't cross the Finnish line!
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins?
Finland. He's the first to Finnish.
What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?
"Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
If a man is born in Sweden, grows up in Denmark, lives in Finland and dies in Germany, what is he?
Dead of course.
What happens when a guy from Finland dies?
He is finnished.
Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
Maybe Russia is in a huge marathon that ends with, invading Finland.
And crossing the finish line.
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What do you call the border of Finland?
The Finish line.
What do you call a c**... addict's last use of the drug?
The finish line.
What did the man in Finland say after his meal?
I'm Finnish.
What is a fish's favorite country?
Finland
comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland?
Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.
I applied to a citizen of Finland
In the online application there was an odd question. "Are you a nice guy", it said, I thought it was an odd question but I clicked yes. Immediately I was directed to a page saying I was directed to the back of the queue for citizenship, I was confused but I read later in the application and it said. "Nice guys, Finnish last".
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How can Finland be one of the happiest countries in the world with such a high s**... rate?
All the miserable people kill themselves
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Putin is committed to Peace...
He want's a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland, and a piece of Poland...
What do you call a programmer from Finland?
nerdic
What Olympic country is projected to win the most medals?
Finland. They always Finnish.
I just found out that no lines of latitude pass through Finland!
As they cross the border, that's the Finish line.
Why is Finland the most competitive country in the world?
You can't find a road, store, or park without a Finnish line.
Soviet diplomats
It would be great if in 1941 Italy, Romania, Finland and Spain, having shown solidarity with Germany, limited themselves to the expulsion of several Soviet diplomats.
My girlfriend has a lot in common with Finland.
Neither of them exist.
What do they call summer in Finland?
The best day of the year.
I filled out an application to become a citizen of Finland and I must've been accepted almost instantly
The last button I had to click said Finish
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Why will you never win a race against a runner from Finland?
Before you even start, they are already Finnish.
Where do fishes migrate?
Finland
What did the Scandinavian girl say when asked if she wanted to move?
"There is Norway I want to leave my little Sweden to Finland somewhere else."
Russia really want to invade Finland so they can rest
As they would cross the Finnish line.
What happens when a guy from Finland beats you up?
You get Finnished
What do Spain and Finland have in common?
Their drivers were the first to finish the 2019 Melbourne Grand Prix.
COVID-19 news: Finland forced to close their borders again
No one will be crossing the finish line.
It is claimed that Trump thought Finland was controlled by Russia
Finnish officials shrugged and said they thought the same was true of Trump
Do you know what country is first place?
Finland. They are already at the Finnish line
A man goes to apply for Finnish citizenship.
A man goes to apply for Finnish citizenship. He says to the employee, I want to be a citizen of Finland. The employee responds in broken English.
Employee: You nice?
Man: Um... I suppose so.
Back of line.
What's the problem?
Nice guys Finnish last.
Although relations between the two countries have improved over the years, there's still a lot of bad blood between Finland and Norway.
It's called Sweden.
Why is it impossible to hold a race in Finland?
Because in Finland, every line is a Finnish line. . .
Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland?
Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...
As of today it is legal for fruit to get married in Finland
Sadly the new law restricts one type of fruit to large elaborate wedding ceremonies............
Cantaloupe
A Finnish joke from the Cold War
During the Cold War, a foreign journalist asked a Finnish general what Finland would do if the USSR and NATO would fight a war in Finland.
He replied first we would beat out NATO, and then the Soviets .
The journalist was surprised about the order and asked why.
We are civilized people. Work comes before pleasure , the general replied.
Old Finnish ww2 joke
Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting in England after the World War II.
British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland.
"A few hundred thousand" answered Ehrnrooth.
"Where in Finland are they stationed?" The British general asked.
Ehrnrooth answered: "Two meters underground around the border."
There has never been a ghost sighting in Finland
All the ghosts who died there went on to the afterlife due to them having no un-Finnish-ed business.
My wife and I are taking an around-the-world trip. We are going to stop in Finland last.
Because that is where you find the Finnish
A Trans-Nordic race was planned to pass through Norway, Sweden, and Finland, ending at the Russian border.
But everyone stopped at the Finnish line instead.
I was chatting with my Finnish friend the other day...
I asked him where his favorite part of Finland was.
He said "Hyvä kysymys! I really like Rovaniemi for the Santa Claus Village!"
I asked him "Hyvä kysymys? What's that?"
All he said was "Good question!"
It's been a week and he still hasn't told me what it means.
(I'm learning Finnish, this joke has likely been done before with a different language, haven't seen it here yet)
edit: fingers added a letter, got it fixed
