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I need you to make a container with finite temperature and infinite volume
No pressure
Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume
This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume
Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?
A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.
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What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had s**...?
Convirgin.
An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar...
Then they all die due to infinite mass in finite space.
How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The bar explodes because a finite space cannot hold an infinite amount of matter.
Girl, you must be a finite field.
'Cause you certainly have some positive characteristics.
A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table..
drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar.
The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."
The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes."
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