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I need you to make a container with finite temperature and infinite volume
No pressure
Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume
This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume
Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?
A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.
What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had s**...?
Convirgin.
An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar...
Then they all die due to infinite mass in finite space.
How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The bar explodes because a finite space cannot hold an infinite amount of matter.
Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.
This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume
How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb?
A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!
Girl, you must be a finite field.
'Cause you certainly have some positive characteristics.
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