finishing Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious finishing stories

What are the best Finishing puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Finishing? Well here is a complete list of Finishing dad jokes:

A cowboy rides into a strange town and sees carpenters finishing work on a gallows....

He sees a guy tying up his horse in front of the saloon and calls, "Hey, are you folks gonna hang someone?"

The guy nods. "Yup. We're fixin' to hang Brown Paper Larry."

The cowboy's brow furrows. "How come he's called Brown Paper Larry?"

"Well," says the guy, "the man always wears clothes made of brown paper. Brown paper shirts. Brown paper pants. Even brown paper socks."

The cowboy ponders this for a moment, then asks, "What are ya hangin' him for?"

"Rustling."

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The Entertainment

A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."

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12 Shots

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up twelve shots of whiskey. The bartender places twelve shot glasses on the table and begins to fill them.
Halfway through, the man starts grabbing the shots and slamming them back in rapid succession, finishing the last one just after the bartender poured it.
"Wow, buddy, I've never seen anybody take so many shots so quickly." the bartender remarked.
"Hey, if you had what I had you'd be drinking just as quick." the man replied.
"Oh," said the bartender, "what do you have?"
"About two bucks."

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Island Joke

A white guy, a Mexican guy and a Chinese guy are stranded on an island. The white guy says, "okay, we need to get to work if we're going to survive. I'll hunt for food. Mexican guy, you go build us shelter. Chinese guy, you go get us some supplies. We'll meet back here at sunset."

The white guy is roasting a pig over the fire, while the Mexican guy is putting the finishing touches on the shelter. As the sun sinks into the horizon, the Mexican guy finally asks: "so... where's the Chinese guy?" Then, out of nowhere, the Chinese man jumps out of the bushes yelling, "SUPPLIES!!"

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A kilted Scotsman

was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!" She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment.

A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"

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The president is visiting a school

The president was doing a tour of the nation campaigning and one day he stopped at a school to give a presentation to the kids. After finishing the presentation, he took questions from the kids. One little girl raised he hand and asked, "What is a tradgedy?"
"That's a very good question." The president said. "Can anybody answer it.
Another little girl raised her hand. "If a group of kids were clmbing down a cliff, and their ropes broke, and they fell and died, that would be a tradgedy."
"No," replied the president, "that would be a horrible accident. Would anyone else like to guess what a tradgedy is?"
A boy in the back of the room raised his hand. "If a bus full of students slipped on a banana peel and fell off a cliff, that would be a tradgedy."
"No," replied the president, "that would be a great loss. Does anyone else have a guess."
An older boy raised his hand. "Mr. President," he said, "if you were flying and your plane crashed and you died, that would be a tradgedy."
"Yes," said the president. "Can you tell me why that would be a tradgedy?"
"Because," said the boy, "it wouldn't be a great loss, and it sure as hell wouldn't be an accident."

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So a penguin is driving along one day...

... and has engine trouble. So he stops at an autoshop and they get to work on his car. It's a rather hot day, so he walks over to the convenience story and buys an ice cream cone.

As he's finishing the cone, the mechanic walks over to him and says "Looks like you blew a seal."

"No no!" he cries, "It's just ice cream!"

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Blonde Race

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all lifeguards. Each thought they were better swimmers than the others. So they decided to have a race down across the town lake. To make the race fair it was decided that everyone was to use the breaststroke.
The lake was huge so it took the redhead, obviously the best swimmer, 2 hours to swim across. The brunette followed her finishing with a time of 3.5 hours. After 5 hours the blonde has not made it across. Just as the redhead and the brunette are about the get on a boat and begin searching for the blonde, she crawls onto the shore.
Both the redhead and the brunette rush to her aid and try to help her up. She shoves them away and yells, 'Get off me you cheaters! I saw you using your arms!'

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Penguin experiencing car trouble

Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks down. Takes it to the body shop, and Joe Mechanic tells him to give him half an hour to look it over, and then come back.

To kill some time, Mr. Penguin goes to the local ice cream parlor. After finishing his tasty, frosty treat, he goes back to the body shop.

"Well," says the mechanic, "looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," says the penguin -- "It's just ice cream."

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An accordion player goes to a bar... (warning: dumb joke)

After a long night at performing at a local restaurant, an accordion player goes to have a few late night drinks. He drives up to the bar and goes inside. After finishing his first drink, he realizes he left his car unlocked! He rushed outside, opened the trunk of his car.....but it was too late....a 2nd accordion was already there!

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Skinny Dippers

A farmer in Maine was just finishing up a tough day in the Summer Sun. He decided that after such a tough day the perfect thing he needed was a walk around his pond. The blueberries were in full bloom so he decided that it was worthwhile to pick some up for breakfast the next day, so he grabbed a bucket.

As he approached the lake he heard some girls laughing and giggling. Fortunately for the girls they saw him force and quickly retreated to the deeper waters. As he noticed them he smiled to himself. There were three gorgeous girls covering themselves - *skinny dippers* he thought to himself.

"We're not coming out until you leave!" One of the girls shouted at him.

He frowned and furrowed his brow. "Honestly, I didn't come down here to see some naked girls or anything of the like. I don't care if you stay in there or leave." He lifted the bucket slightly. "I'm just here to feed my pet alligator, Bill."

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A woman is in a coma...

Desperate for ways to wake her up, the husband frantically asks the hospital staff what can be done. No one had an answer. Later that night as he sit by her side, a nurse from earlier in day is finishing her shift and pops in the room to give some last minute advice. "You know, it may not help, but I've heard of instances where oral sex has pulled a woman out of a coma"
Twenty minute later the woman's vital sign monitor alarm goes off. The doctors and nurses rush into the room to find the husband zipping up his pants and buckling his belt.
"I don't think it helped her, but I sure feel better"

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Bathroom Etiquette

An Air Force Major is just finishing up at a urinal when a Marine Corp Captain enters the bathroom. As the Marine is peeing, the Air Force officer makes a show of carefully soaping and scrubbing his hands with military precision. Just as the Air Force Major is drying off his hands, the Marine flushes and heads for the door.

"You know, in the Air Forces they teach us that you should always wash your hands after you pee," says the Air Force Major.

"Really?" replies the Marine. "In the Corp they just teach us not to pee on our hands."

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Bartender

An old man walks into a bar with a friend. After finishing his first pint, he tells the bartender that for a $500 bet he can pee into his empty glass from one end of the bar to the other. The bartender knows that this is impossible so he shakes his hand and the bet is on. The old man stands on the bar and starts peeing. He aims for the cup but he isn't even close. He's old enough that he isn't even close, he waves his dick around, trying to get it into the cup. During this, he hits the bartender in the face with his stream of urine. Once he finish, he sat down and admitted that he lost. The bartender held out his hand for the $500 and as soon as he asked the old man why he bet so much, he answered, "I bet my lawyer $3,000 that I could pee all over you and have you smile afterwards."

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Dead Hooker.

Guy goes into a whore house with $5.

He asks the pimp," What can I get for $5?"

Pimp replies, " You can fuck the dead hooker in the attic."

Guy hands over his money and goes up to the attic.

Bout 20 mintues later he comes back down and says, "I don't think she is dead."

Pimp asks, "What do you mean?"

"Well, just as I was finishing up her nose started running." Guy says.

"Oh, she's dead, she's just full."

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Soviet buy car

Go to Lada dealer. He choosing red one. They filling out papers. When finishing, dealer saying: You taking delivery in 23 years.

Soviet: Is in morning or afternoon?

Dealer: What difference is making?

Soviet: Plumber come in morning.

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A panda goes out to dinner

A panda goes out to dinner at a fancy restaurant. After finishing his meal he stands up, pulls out his gun, shoots the waiter, and begins to leave. Frantically, the manager stops the panda and says, "what did the waiter do? ! Why did you shoot him? You can't just shoot people, I'm calling the police". Confused, the panda replies, "Um, I'm a panda. It's what I do. Look it up". So the waiter pulls out his smartphone and looks up panda. Sure enough, right there before his eyes he sees 'Panda - indigenous to southern China. Eats shoots and leaves'.

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A pastor uses the church's restroom before morning service begins.

As he's finishing up in the stall, he hears fast breathing and grunting in the stall next to him, and realizes that whoever's in there is masturbating. He exits his stall and washes his hands, then he hears the toilet flush and the culprit steps out of his stall. It's Jim, an 11 year old boy.

The pastor sighs and pulls Jim aside after he's finished washing his hands. "Jim," he says, "I don't mean to embarrass you but I think it's my job to tell you that good Christian boys save it for marriage. Do you understand what I mean?"

Jim blushes but nods, "Yes."

A few weeks later the pastor sees Jim walking down the hall and he pulls him aside again. "So, Jim, have you been working on what we talked about last time?"

Jim beams, "Yes, sir! I've saved up almost a quart!"

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Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks.

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Warning: Bad Biology Puns

So a Homo is talking to his friend, pitching him an idea for a new musical he came up with. Upon finishing his pitch, his friend looks at him and exclaims "Wow! Its brilliant!". Homo looks at him and says, "Well, I am a genus!"

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Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married...

because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single.

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Started reading the bible.

Could not bother finishing. Jesus is such a Mary Sue and lacking in any true character development. 1 star.

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A panda walks into a bar

and orders a bowl of beer nuts from the bartender. After finishing his meal, the panda whips out an enormous .45 Magnum and lets off six rounds into the ceiling.

!BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

As soon as the report of the last round had finished echoing around the bar, the panda rose from his stool. He looks around the bar, then hops onto all-fours and hobbles out of the building.

The other patrons of the bar were paralyzed with fear, even after the assailant had left. Finally, breaking the silence, the bartender pulls out a dictionary, flips open to a page, and puts the book on the bar.

"Here," he says, and invites the others to come have a look.
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pan-da, *noun* \ˈpan-dΙ™\

:Eats chutes and leaves.

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So a pilot is getting ready for take off...

After finishing his safety checks, he announces "Welcome on our flight non-stop to LA. The weather ahead is fine and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH FUCK"

There's silence in the plane

A short time later, the pilot comes back on: "Sorry if I scared you earlier, but I spilled hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants"

A passenger in the back yells out "You should see the back of mine!"

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The Chinese man and the hotdog

A man from china comes to america to visit his friend. He is very new to american culture , so he asked his american friend "What is one of the bests foods america is known for?". The american immediately drives to the nearest 711 and shows the Chinese man all the hot dogs. He then proceeds to buy one and eats it. After finishing, he then turns to the american man and says "Wow , that's funny how back in china we eat all of the dog , and throw away the part you guys eat!".

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Library Inventory

A librarian in a small book collection is just finishing up the process of cataloging his physical inventory and is combing through the stacks to double-check his work. Suddenly, he sees a bit of crinkled cover just peeking out behind a shelf in the very back of the building. Confused, he steps quietly over, reaches down, and gently wriggles the attached book free.

In his hands is an old, dusty copy of the The Hobbit, which he knows he hasn't included in his count. He's never even seen this book before! He quickly shuffles to the back room and sits down at his computer. Tapping away, he records the title, print date and location, and inventory code number. Unfortunately, right as he was entering the author name, about to finally finish long months of recording, he threw an unexpected Tolkien error.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down...

He gets towed to a garage in the nearest town. When he gets there, the mechanic says it will take a while to check it out, so the penguin goes across the street to an ice cream parlor. He goes in and orders a large vanilla cone, then sits on the patio and eats it.

Just as he's finishing, he sees the mechanic gesture to him. He jumps up and runs across the street to get the verdict.

"Well" said the mechanic. "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no" replied the penguin. "That's just ice cream. What about my car?"

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A young girl is babysitting a 2 year old...

The girl has to go to the bathroom. The little boy being curious goes into the bathroom just as she's finishing up and sees her private parts. Seeing that they're different from his, the boy asks her "What's that?" Unable to think of a good lie the babysitter says, "It's my vagina." The boy then nods and says, "Oh yeah, I know what that is. I just didn't recognize it from the outside."

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Hitler, after finishing breakfast, runs into his war room....

He grabs the General he was having breakfast with by the collar and screams "I asked you to pass the juice, not gas the Jews!"

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What's your best punchline for a joke when someone walks into a room?

Example. Someone walks into a room. You look at the other people like you're finishing a joke and say something along the lines of "so I said, that's not a vagina, it's a ham sandwich! "

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A man sits in a bar by himself

A man sits in a bar by himself. The bartender doing as he does, comes over to see what is going on.

"Having trouble finishing your drink?"

"No, just a little overwhelmed"

"How so?"

At this point it has become evident that the man is tense and unstable

"You see, no one plans a murder out loud."

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A man walk into a room where three blondes are finally finishing a puzzle. "It's been 5 years now! Are you finally finished?" They look very pleased with themselves and answer.

"Yep, and only half the time. The box said 10 years and up".

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Man walks into a bar.

Man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While finishing his pint he notices that the music from the corner is from a Dog playing a Piano and a Frog singing impeccably.

The man is stunned and turns back to the Landlord.

He asks the landlord "Excuse me, how much for the Dog and the Frog? I'm a talent agent and this is just the act i am looking for"

The landlord replies "They are not for sale, i couldn't part with both of them"

The talent agent thinks about this and says "Ok, i will give you a hundred grand for one of them"

The landlord thinks about this and then agrees to sell him the frog, the Agent excitedly he pays the landlord and packs the Frog safely away and disappears off down the road.

One of the regulars turns to the landlord and says "Why did you sell the frog and not the dog?"

The landlord looks at him and smiles "Do you know how hard it is to teach a dog ventriloquism AND play the piano?"

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The science behind Pedro Pascal.

After finishing the latest Game of Thrones episode, I started to question Pascal's wager; how many kiloPascals does it take to crush a Pascal?

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Going to the dentist.

This guy has a dentist appointment in a couple hours when suddenly he gets a call from his girlfriend. She asks him to come over to have sex. Naturally he goes over her place, and eventually they start to 69. The guy finishes up and realizes he needs to brush his teeth so his breath won't smell like pussy. He gets to the dentist, and his cleaning goes without a hitch. Just as the doctor is finishing up he asks,

"By any chance did you 69 this afternoon?"

The guy responds, "Oh man, did my breath smell like pussy?"

The doctor answers, "No. Your forehead smells like shit."

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Man in a bar claims to have two penises.

So a woman approaches said man and asks to see it. He shows her his pants have two zippers, one for each dick. She suggests going in the back for a closer examination.
As they're finishing up she stops him and says, "Now show me the other one."
So he puts it away and zips up, then unzips the other side. Pulls out a flaccid member and says, "Aww, he's moping because I used the other one first."

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Half a head of lettuce

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.

The shop assisant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

He said to his manager, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

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There once were two airplane mechanics from New Jersey...

... Who were also drinking buddies.

One night, the mechanics (Rick and Paul) were finishing up their shift and discussing where they should go for a drink afterwards.

"I don't know, man," said Rick. "We've been to every bar in town. The scene's getting old."

"Well," replied Paul, "there is one other option. I've heard drinking jet fuel gives you a pretty good buzz."

"Fuck it, I'll try anything once," said Rick, and they grabbed the nearest can of jet fuel and had the kind of time that only drinking buddies can.

The next morning, Rick awoke expecting the hangover from hell. To his surprise, he felt fine. Better than fine, even; he felt great!

"This is amazing," he thought. "All the fun of drinking, but with no negative effects!"

Just then, he receives a call from Paul.

"Hey man," said Paul. "How ya feelin'?"

"I feel great!" Exclaimed Rick. "You?"

"Pretty good, but there's just one thing... Did you fart yet?"

"No," said a puzzled Rick. "Why do you ask?"

"Because," Paul said. "I'm in Arizona."

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Cold Chili

A man enters a cafe, sits down & notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili." "I'm sorry, the gentlemen next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress. "Oh. I'll just have coffee, then." After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it."
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."

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A man is getting into the shower...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

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So I need help finishing a Joke... It can be told many ways... but the punchline. I'd like some gold.

(all using hand gestures while telling the joke.)

So there is a mediocre musician in front of a decent audience performing his routine tricks.

He coughs up some ribbon and the ribbon keeps coming from his mouth.

He pulls a bird out of his sleeve and the bird drops like a stone then goes straight for the popcorn on the ground.

He pulls his thumb away from his hand like grandpa used to do.

BUT FINALLY, for his last trick! he takes his top hat off.. unzips his fly, sticks it over his pants and starts thrusting his hat.

___now this is where we insert the funniest place for a magicians penis to be____

one I came up with was that there was a guy in the third row confused at why his cheek kept moving..

another one was tiger woods was confused at why his ball kept popping out of the hole.

etc...
HELP!!

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The Wasp

There once was a wasp, he wasn't very happy with his life in the hive. One day he decided to go back to high school. After his senior year he graduated with flying colours, a 4.0 GPA, honours with distinction and 4 scholarships. After high school he applies to Harvard. Of course, he gets accepted and breezes through, finishing with 5 phDs. He then decides he wants to go into politics. He starts out municipally and then onto state government, until he finally decides to run for President of the United States. He wins in a landslide, he was so popular that it was rumoured the opposition even voted for him. After his 8 years in office (yes, he got reelected) he remembers all the other wasps he left behind in the hive. He goes back to visit them. He sees his mother, his father, his auntie, his uncle, his brothers, his sisters, his cousins, and his one in-bred half brother on his dads side. When he is there he gets thirsty, he goes to the watering hole but there is a gigantic line, he estimates that it would take him 3 days to get a drink. "No point in waiting that long." He said. Then he made his way to the cider, but there is an even longer line there. Suddenly, he remembers that almost no one drinks punch in his hive. He makes his way over to the punch bowl, and guess what? There is no punchline.

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A farmer was working in his field one morning.....

When a young lad walked by along the road carrying a roll of wire over his shoulder.

"What you got there sonny?" asks the farmer.

"Chicken wire." replies the boy.

"what ya gonna do with that chicken wire boy?" the farmer asks.

"Catch me some chickens sir." says the boy.

The farmer laughs at the boy.

Sure enough, however, during the evening, just as the farmer is finishing plowing his fields, he spots the boy in the distance with half a dozen chickens strung over his back.

The next morning, the farmer sees the boy walking by again. This time the boy is carrying a handful of grey objects.

"What ya got there sonny?" asks the farmer.

"Duct tape." replies the boy.

"What ya gonna do with that duct tape boy?" asks the farmer, "Catch your self some ducks?" he laughs.

"Sure am sir." the boy answers.

The farmer laughs again.

Sure enough however, the farmer spots the boy walking by in the evening with a string of ducks over his shoulder. He is amazed.

The next morning the farmer sees the boy again walking by. This time the kid is carrying a bundle of sticks.

"What ya carrying those sticks for sonny?" ask the farmer.

"These ain't just any old sticks sir," replies the boy, "This here is pussy willow."

"You wait right there son." says the farmer, "Let me go grab my hat."

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Wife just got out the shower...

The husband is hopping into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the door-bell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Bob looks a bit flustered from seeing her in the towel, but smiles and says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking about it she realises she has the chance of earning $800 within a minute, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

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[punchline request] Some lungs, a liver and 3 surgeons are flying in an airplane

[insert your own punchline here]


I was talking to a pilot buddy, and I asked him who his passengers were today.
He said:
"Some lungs, a liver & three surgeons."

I thought that sounded like the start of a good joke but couldn't think of a clever way of finishing it. Any suggestions?

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Three Woodcutters & The Whorehouse

Three woodcutters were finishing up a hard, four-month stint in the forest. They had not seen or heard anything other than the trees and the sound of their axes that entire time. They packed up, and headed to the nearest town.

After getting sufficiently drunk, they decided to visit the town brothel. Upon entering, the madam became nervous at the sight of the three men because she had only two girls working that night. She thought on her feet, and decided to bed the drunkest looking woodcutter with a blow-up doll.

After all was done they met downstairs to compare notes. The drunkest woodcutter said: "She was okay at first, but a little too quiet. So I bit her nipple, then she let out a huge fart and flew out the window."

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It's an XO (Navy Executive Officer)'s last day before retirement...

...and the Captain comes up to him and tells him that upon finishing his nightly duties, he is to inventory everything on the entire ship and have it on the Captain's desk by the next morning at 0700.

The XO grins widely and says "Aye aye, sir!"

The Captain looks at him for a moment and says "Son, I can tell everything I need to know by that look on your face. I bet you can't wait until I die so you can come piss on my grave, right?"

"No, sir!" the XO says. "After I get out of the Navy, I'm never standing in line again!"

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A physicist walks into a bar

and he orders a beer and turns to the stool next to him and offers it a beer. He finishes his drink and then leaves. The next day he returns to the bar, orders a beer, and offers a beer to the stool next to him before finishing his drink and leaving. This continues on for a week before the bartender finally asks, " Why in the world do you keep offering that stool a beer?" The physicist replies " The laws of physics dictate that there is a slight possibility that at some point the matter above this stool could reform into a beautiful woman, who would then accept the drink." The bartender is puzzled for a second before replying " The bar is full of beautiful women. Why not see if they will accept your drink?" The physicist quickly laughs before saying " Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?"

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Stevie Wonder is playing a concert...

And on the front row, after finishing the encore, an asian man shouts: "Play a Jazz Chord." So he agrees and does another Jazz encore, though after finishing, the same man shouts: "Play a Jazz Chord" so again, he agrees and does another encore, but again the man shouts: "Play a Jazz Chord!" So he says: "I've been playing Jazz for the last twenty minutes!" "No!" Says the man, he walks onto the stage, sits on the piano and starts singing: "A Jazz Chord to say I rove you!"

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