Fingertips Jokes
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Heartwarming Fingertips Jokes that Make You Laugh
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How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.
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Back when I was in school...
girls' clothes had to pass the "fingertip test" where they had to hold their arm straight down against their leg and, if their skirt or pants didn't extend to at least their fingertips, then they couldn't wear it. Of course, there was nothing the teachers could do about that s**... chick with the club arm.
My girlfriend's 10 year old brother told me this one (I recommend saying it out loud).
Where can you find giant snails?
On their fingertips.
I asked for a few slices of salami at the grocery store.
Since there was only a small piece of salami left, I added: "Without fingertips, please."
Why were the blind guy's fingertips red?
He was having trouble reading.
Put some ash or soot on your fingertip.
Casually mention to a friend that he has a spot of dirt on his face as you reach up to remove it. Leave your mark!
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