Fingertips Jokes
6 fingertips jokes and hilarious fingertips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fingertips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Heartwarming Fingertips Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good fingertips joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.
Back when I was in school...
girls' clothes had to pass the "fingertip test" where they had to hold their arm straight down against their leg and, if their skirt or pants didn't extend to at least their fingertips, then they couldn't wear it. Of course, there was nothing the teachers could do about that s**... chick with the club arm.
How did the hipster burn his fingertips?
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.
My girlfriend's 10 year old brother told me this one (I recommend saying it out loud).
Where can you find giant snails?
On their fingertips.
I asked for a few slices of salami at the grocery store.
Since there was only a small piece of salami left, I added: "Without fingertips, please."
Why were the blind guy's fingertips red?
He was having trouble reading.
Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fingertips can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fingertips puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !
Share These Fingertips Jokes With Friends
Discover more jokes
- Funny Dead Dad jokes short one-liners
- Funny Tighter Than puns short one-liners
- Funny Irish jokes short one-liners
- Funny Leprechaun puns short one-liners
- Funny Cut Off Finger puns short one-liners
- Funny Autistic puns short one-liners
- Funny Dark Skin puns short one-liners
- Funny Disabled jokes short one-liners
- Funny German jokes short one-liners
- Funny Irish Potato jokes short one-liners
- Funny Arab puns short one-liners
- Funny Fasting puns short one-liners
- Funny Asian puns short one-liners
- Funny Muslims puns short one-liners
- Funny Priest jokes short one-liners