Fingerprints Jokes
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A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is...
... a stainless steal.
A prison inmate is talking to his new cell mate
A prison inmate is talking to his new cell mate.
Inmate #1: so, why are you here?
Inmate #2: I'm in prison for something I didn't do.
Inmate #1: yeah?
Inmate #2: yea, I didn't wipe off the fingerprints from the m**... weapon.
My friend is in jail for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe the fingerprints off the gun.
My friend sadly went to jail for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe the fingerprints off of his gun.
What do you find in an empty nose?
Fingerprints.
8:45 PM, Arrive at the crime scene
- 8:45 PM, Assess victim. Cause of death: strangulation, victim's phone and wallet are missing
- 8:45 PM, Gather evidence. No visible fingerprints, rope used to strangle the victim was found in a nearby trashcan
- 8:45 PM, Question witnesses. One witness states the m**... was driving away in a blue Ford Mondeo
- 8:45 PM, Realise watch is broken. Amazon estimates a 2-3 day wait for a new watch
What's on the inside of a clean nose?
Fingerprints.
I'm OCD about cleaning up.
There's never any dirty dishes in the sink, the floors are spotless, all the surfaces are wiped down. I even do this if I'm visiting somewhere. If I see a fingerprint or a footprint I just have to take care of it. It makes me a GREAT roommate... but a TERRIBLE crime scene investigator.
If you get caught stealing in most countries, the police take your fingerprints and release you...
If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and you don't get them back.
Got arrested today and the cops said they needed to take my fingerprints and put them on file. But when we got to the station, the sergeant said they'd run out of fingerprint ink.
So they just asked for 6 digit passcode instead.
I think they're trying to PIN something on me.
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