Fingernails Jokes
24 fingernails jokes and hilarious fingernails puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fingernails that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fingernails Short Jokes
Short fingernails jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fingernails humour may include short toenails jokes also.
- I visited the place where I used to hide and bite my fingernails. ##
I enjoyed the gnawstalgia. - I've eaten tons of human flesh... ...It was my own and all came from around my fingernails.
- There's only three things to know as a plumber... Water runs downhill
Don't chew your fingernails after work
And payday is on Friday - My friend and I had a competition to see who could let their fingernails grow the longest. It was fun at first, but it's getting a little out of hand.
- What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat? Fingernails. XD
- The 4 rules of plumbing Payday is Friday
s**... flows downhill
The boss is an a**...
Don't chew your fingernails - Perks of dating the woman with the longest fingernails You can get a h**... and a back scratch with one hand.
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Fingernails One Liners
Which fingernails one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fingernails? I can suggest the ones about hand nails and nail polish.
- What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single
- I find it hard to stop biting my fingernails Because I always have them on hand.
- Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails. - Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails. - What do you get when you crucify your hand? You get more fingernails. \*ba-dum tsss\*
- What does a pharmacy sell to help you fix your fingernails? Pharma-cuticles.
- It was nice when i let my fingernails grow a little. But now it's getting out of hand!
- I've decided to grow my fingernails but they're getting out of hand
- [OC] What do you call a felonious fingernail? A hardened cuticle lol
- Doing yoga got me out of the habit of biting my fingernails. Now I bite my toenails.
- They finally broke up. He visited his old collections.
She cut her fingernails. - I'm having trouble clipping my fingernails i think they're getting out of hand!
- Why do kids get b**... noses more often than adults? Sharpe fingernails!
Cheerful Fun Fingernails Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about fingernails you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nail biting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fingernails pranks.
I've always had a problem with eating my fingernails.
I get anxious and chew them off and eat them and they look terrible. One day my sister noticed and told me to go to the drug store for some press-on nails. She said they looked good and would keep me from biting my nails. So I went and bought some and she was right. They looked so good I ate them right out of the box.
