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- Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. Shes not coming back. ...and we don't know Y either.
- Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships? Because they're always trying to find the x.
They don't know y, either. - What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x.
- Did you know that all high school math teachers are lonely? You can tell by them always asking you to find the X
- What do old pirate captains and math teachers have in common? They both yell at younger people to find X
- Elon Musk would never have to worry if he lost his son X He could just go to a mathematician to find him.
- Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x.
- An open letter to algebra teachers. Dear algebra teachers,
Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.
We don't know y either.
Sincerely,
Students. - I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation. The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.
- I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'.
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- Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult? Because X was always 10
- Never go bowling with a mathematician They always find the X's
- Why do mathematicians make good pirates? They can always find x
- Math is like relationships Sometimes you have to get rid of x to find y
- How do you find a dictator on a map? X marks despot.
- Why did X die? Because he couldn't find his value.
- Why do pirates hate math? Because they always have to find X!
- Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your "x" she left you, move on
- A math student went to the shop and asked "Where can I find X?!
- My math teacher told me to find X in a equation..... When x was already there...
- Where can we find Professor X's mansion? In Thailand. There are a lot of eX-men there.
- If you can find X... Then why can't you find your Dad?
- How do you find a Communist Pirate's treasure? X Marx the spot
- Why wasn't Jesus born in X Country? He couldnt find 3 wise man and a virigin
- How do get your ex back? Learn mathematics and find value of x.
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.
Einstein is bored, so he suggests, "Let's play hide-and-seek. I'll be it!"
The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. "One... Two... Three..."
Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide.
But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a 1 meter x 1 meter square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, "Ready or not -- here I come!"
Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, "I found you, Pascal!"
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Two campers are hiking in the woods . . .
One is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other one says. He runs ten miles to the nearest town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, s**... out the poison, then spit it out."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony.
"What did the doctor say?" the victim asks.
"He says you're going to die."
Dear Algebra
Dear Algebra,
Don't make us find your X.
She is never going to come back,
And don't ask Y.
Keep strong!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to b**....
I feel really sad for angle questions
They keep asking you to find their x
Why did Y cross the road?
To find X.
Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?
Because X Marx the spot.
A guy goes to the doctor with a sore leg....
The doctor runs the normal tests and takes some x-rays. Unable to find the problem he finally decides to listen to the leg with his stethoscope, at the knee he hears "hey give me $5" at the calf he hears "hey give me $10" at the ankle he hears "hey give me$15". He takes off the stethoscope, looks up the patient and says " I have some bad news, your leg is broke in three places"
What do boys and algebra have in common?
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
What do you say Everytime maths wants you to calculate value of his X
Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'
Who says math is useless in the real world.
If x = sin 69, find the punchline.
How many math text books does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If the number of text books is *x*, find the punchline.
Algebra walks into a bar...
Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.
Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"
Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"
An illiterate pirate lands at an island with a treasure map.
The map says "X marks the spot."
He is unable to find it.
Two siblings, a boy and a girl opens their Christmas presents
The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gold necklace.
The next year, the boy received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.
And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a cheap chinese phone while his sister received an iPhone X.
So this year, after the opening, the girl says: "Haha! mom and dad loves me more!"
The boy replies: "Haha! I don't have a tumor"
Can you find out all the words?
1. BOO\_S
2. \_ \_ NDOM.
3. F\_ \_ K
4. P\_ N \_S
5. PU\_S\_
6. S\_X
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Don't you hate it when you're in algebra class and it says "find X"? what an odd thing to bring up
especially when we all know he was shot dead in Miami
Dear Maths, I am sick and tired of finding your "x"
Just accept the fact that she is gone and MOVE ON DUDE
2 newfies go fishing
So they go to the local marina and rent a small boat. After trying several spots they find a good spot and land many nice fish.
The guy in the front says to his buddy:
" This is a great spot, we should mark it"
So his pal pulls a sharpie marker out of his coat and draws a big X on the bottom of the boat.
"That ain't gonna work, siily" says the guy in the bow.
"Why not?" Asks the other guy. Bow guy responds:
"We might not get the same boat next time"