Find Your Mama Jokes
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In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
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Medieval Yo Mama joke
Saw this joke today, it's from the 1400's
A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of
those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy,
who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with
that net of his? "I am going to the Brothel's outlet," replied the
youth, "to spread my net there, and catch your mother." Mind
you search the place carefully," retorted the boy, "for you will be sure to find yours there also.
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Yo mama so hairy
She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot
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Yo Mama Jokes.
I find yo mama jokes very s**... and childish..
They are quite pointless and have no humor, the only humor is from children under 6.. Therefore, I find them very s**..., horrible, and pointless...... JUST LIKE YO MAMA!!!!!!!
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Yo mama's so s**......
That when she got into an accident and needed to dial 911 she couldn't find eleven.
Your mama's house is so small. .
you walk into her front door and find her backyard.
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Yo mama is so s**... that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Yo' Mama is so s**..., she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo mama's so s**... when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book
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Yo momma's so old, they had to take her t**... to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
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Yo momma is so s**... when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. "Don't frett," he said. "Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of time."
Ten months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor.
Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. After just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and had a break down when she couldn't find it. Apparently it really struck a chord with daddy banjo because for the first time ever, he took a harsh tone with mama fiddle. He drove her home, lost his tempo, strung her up by the neck, and beat her.
Domestic violins.
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Yo' mama is so s**......
...She called 7-11 to find out what time they closed
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Yo mama so fat
...I find myself attracted to her in a very s**... way. Is she seeing anyone?
The missing sugar bowl
Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Jacob's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jacob and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Jacob volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Rachel came to Jacob saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote an email:
'Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house;
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Jacob'
Several days later, Jacob received a response email from his Mama which read:
'Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel,
and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama'
Susie Lee Done Fell In Love
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother.
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, There's trouble still...
You cain't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.
But Mama knew and said, My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
A Mexican boy and his grandmother were making enchiladas....
A Mexican boy and his grandmother were making enchiladas when the boy grabbed some flour and smeared it on his face and said "Grandma look! I'm a white boy!". The grandmother immediately slapped him and said "Go talk to your mother!". The boy finds his mother in the garden and says "Mama look! I'm a white boy!". The mother slaps him and says "Go show your father!". The boy finds his dad in the garage and says "Papa look! I'm a white boy!" The father slaps him and says "Go talk to your grandmother!". The boy sulks back to his grandmother and she says "Well? What have you learned?". The boy replies "I've been white for only 5 minutes and I don't like you either!"
As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home.
Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions.
Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama."
Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!"
Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy."
But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!"
Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy."
Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!"
Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol this is a job for Mama!"
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Find Your Mama One Liners
Which find your mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with find your mama? I can suggest the ones about go mama and mama.
- Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard.
- Yo mama so hairy She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot
- Yo' Mama is so s**..., she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
- Yo' mama is so s**...... ...She called 7-11 to find out what time they closed