Financial Advisor Jokes

Following is our collection of humor and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Financial Advisor puns for adults, dirty jokes or clean gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Financial Advisor

Financial adviser meeting

FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?

FISHERMAN: Which one?

Guess who my financial advisor is going to be for halloween.


The CEO of a successful hummus production company talking to his financial advisor...

Our profitability is at an all-time high, we have over 2,500 employees and everyone seems happy. I feel like I've done all I can in the hummus business world and I want to branch out. This might sound strange, but I've always wanted to create and manage a golden shower, fetish-type website. What are your thoughts on that?

The advisor, with a puzzled look on his face, pauses for a few seconds and responds: I think you need to be more versatile with your investments. You'd be taking on a huge risk considering the profitability of both companies would be 100% reliant on chickpea.

Financial Advisor joke, The CEO of a successful hummus production company talking to his financial advisor...

I accidentally washed my wallet today...

Turns out that's not what my financial advisor meant when he told me to liquidate my assets.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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