Financial Advisor Jokes
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Financial Advisor: "I don't quite know how to break this to you but you're basically broke." Wife: "He's always spending money on s**... stuff!"
Me: "Lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are s**...."
Financial adviser meeting
FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?
FISHERMAN: Which one?
My financial advisor asked me "What's your net worth?"
I said "I don't own a net".
My financial advisor said that I need to be better with my money.
So I fired him.
Guess who my financial advisor is going to be for halloween.
PENNY-WISE
I accidentally washed my wallet today...
Turns out that's not what my financial advisor meant when he told me to liquidate my assets.
Why couldn't the bad financial advisor move the debt?
He couldn't budget.
The CEO of a successful hummus production company talking to his financial advisor...
Our profitability is at an all-time high, we have over 2,500 employees and everyone seems happy. I feel like I've done all I can in the hummus business world and I want to branch out. This might sound strange, but I've always wanted to create and manage a g**..., f**...-type website. What are your thoughts on that?
The advisor, with a puzzled look on his face, pauses for a few seconds and responds: I think you need to be more versatile with your investments. You'd be taking on a huge risk considering the profitability of both companies would be 100% reliant on chickpea.

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