Financial Advice Jokes
5 financial advice jokes and hilarious financial advice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about financial advice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.
A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice
John asks Yoda How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be rich and powerful.
Yoda took a second to think. He then replied Ahhh yes. Cap, it all is..mm?
A man started a financial advice company.
The prices were 1000€ per question.
His brother asked: Isn't that a bit too much?
The man answered: Yes it is. Do you have any other questions?
What do you call a reptile that gives sound financial advice?
An Invest-i-Gator .
Courtesy of my 8-year old daughter. :)
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father.
"Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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