Financial Accounting Jokes
5 financial accounting jokes and hilarious financial accounting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about financial accounting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Financial Accounting Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good financial accounting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why do so many restaurants have financial problems?
Because there's no Accounting for Taste.
Banks have been using insects to adjust customers' balances and deal with financial issues.
They're the account ants
The five senses have had massive lay-offs in their financial department.
There's no accounting for taste.
Smart Blond Joke
A very wealthy blond woman enters a bank in Manhattan and requests to take out a small loan, which she intends to pay off in two weeks.
She foregoes some of the paperwork for financials, instead offering her brand new Bentley as collateral.
The bank manager approves the loan, takes possession of the car and in two weeks, the blond returns, pays the very small loan off which incurred almost no interest.
He's perplexed and also had learned that she had accounts with the bank with a small fortune so he asked why she took out the loan.
She replied well I went on vacation and needed a safe, free place to park the Bentley for two weeks. Where else in NYC can you do that?
A small business owner in financial trouble was told by his accountant that he needed to cut staff
The accountant said, "Jack and Susan have the highest salaries, so one of them will have to be laid off."
The owner replied, "Susan is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'll have to think this over, and maybe discuss it with both of them."
The next morning, the owner waited for his employees to arrive. Susan was the first to come in, so he said to her, "Susan, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or j**... and I don't know what to do."
Susan replied, "You'd better j**.... I've got a headache."
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