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Funniest Finance Short Jokes

Short finance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The finance humour may include short financial jokes also.

1. Apparently the company that makes Tupperware is going bust, which is a surprise. I thought their finances would have been airtight.
2. My boss just called me to tell me I'm responsible for the collapse of another bank. I said What? How can that be possible. I don't even work in finance. I'm a builder
3. An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
   A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
   A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
4. Who was the greatest financer in the bible? Noah, cause he floated his stocks while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
5. I don't usually boast about my finances But my credit card company calls me everyday to tell me my balance is outstanding
6. I don't wanna brag about my finances or anything, but my credit card company calls me every day. Just to tell me my balance is outstanding.
7. As the finances of rishi sunak’s wife come under intense media scrutiny, Boris Johnson says if everyone could keep talking about it until about January that’d be great.
8. I finally got a job handling finances for a multi billion company! So excited for my first day as a McDonald's cashier :)
9. If you are having trouble unlocking your front door, take out your wallet and arrange all the bills in mathematical order. Because organizing your finances is key.
10. I don't usually brag about my finances, but... my credit card company calls me almost everyday to tell me my balance is outstanding

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Finance One Liners

Which finance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with finance? I can suggest the ones about investment and budget.

1. British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds.
2. I have a joke about Islamic financing But there's no interest .
3. My finances are ok right now 0K* sorry
4. Studying finance is pretty easy... ...until you get to the class on sell buyology
5. How is the Night's Watch financed? Via crowfunding
6. What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!
7. I Took a Class on Personal Finance I had no interest in it.
8. Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there.
9. What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains
10. Military Finance Title.
11. Why are Pandas so good at Corporate finance? Coz they are all about P and A
12. How do pimps calculate their finances? They use QuickieBooks
13. What do you call it when stoners split a check? High finance.
14. How do you pay a quiz master? with finances.
15. Did you know Muslims are pretty good at Finance? They just fly right through it!

Personal Finance Jokes

Here is a list of funny personal finance jokes and even better personal finance puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kind of reptile does PI work, and works in personal finance on the side? An investigator

Witty Finance Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about finance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fund jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make finance pranks.