Finaly Jokes
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After years of loneliness, I finaly gathered all my courage to take my ex out
It's good to be a s**... in the US army
A Mexican,American,and Italian
There's a Mexican an American and Italian.They're flying on a plane which is about to c**....Each one have to throw something out or the plane will c**....The mexican goes:"ill throw out all these tacos,there's plenty from were i come from next goes the italian and says:"ill throw out all these pizzas they're plenty from were i come from and finaly the amercian goes:ill throw out the mexican they're plenty of these were i come from
I decided it's time to stop m**......
But then my mother finaly walked out of the room so I kept going.
Thanos snap finaly got to
Stan lee
Trump asks for quotes...
... for building the wall. First he goes to a Mexican company. They do the calculations of material and labour and answer him that they will do it for 10 billion dollars. Second he goes to an American company which answers him they will build it for 20 billion dollars. Ofcourse it will be much bigger and stronger than the wall of the Mexican company, they CEO adds. Finaly Trump goes to a Russian company. They make a quick count and gives him the price. 30 billion for the wall. "That's the worst deal so far!" Trump exclaims. "Not at all mjister Trumpt, you see, 10 billion for you, 10 billion for me, and 10 billion for the Mexicans to do it."
Three bats are having a contest...
...to see which one can get the most blood. So the first one goes and half an hour later comes with a bit of blood on his cheeks. The other two bats ask him:
"where did you get that?"
"see the couple over there, kissing on the bench? that's where i got it."
So the second bat goes out. Like the first bat he comes back half an hour later, but his whole face is covered in blood. When they ask him, he replies:
"I found a party and all the people were so drunk, they didn't even notice."
And finaly the third bat goes outnto find some blood. But he comes back two minutes later completely covered in blood from head to toe. The other two ask him
"Wow! How did you do that?"
"You see that pole over there?"
"yes."
"Well, I didn't!"
Graverobbers
These two men liked to dig up graves and collect the items deceased were burried with. They mostly dug up famous people, and took items like jewelry and other valuable items.
One day they decided to go to a graveyard in london. Their they found Mozarts grave. They spent hours digging up the grave, and when the finaly got to the coffin and opened it there was a man sitting their erasing things in this large book. So the graverobbers asked him, "Uhhh, What are you doing?"
He then replied, "De-composing."
So three priests are having lunch...
and the first priests complains about having bats in his bell tower. "They just moved in and I can't seem to be able to get them to leave."
The second priest chirps up with the same problem. "I've had them for 2 years now and nothing I do makes any difference."
Finaly the third priests speaks up after a big bite of his lunch. "Ya, I use to have that problem too."
"How did you get rid of them?"
"I baptized them; now the only come around for Christmas and Easter."
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