Finale Jokes
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End the season on a high note! We've rounded up the best jokes from recent SNL finales that hit the mark with audiences and created a real climax to the performance. Read on to get the full scoop!
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Funniest Finale Short Jokes
Short finale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The finale humour may include short semi final jokes also.
- So Tekashi69 could face life in prison Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
- The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
- Trump tests positive for COVID-19. He finally passed a test without cheating, good for him.
- Trump might finally get what he wants the most He might get to be president for the rest of his life.
- I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
- Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
- As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season... I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
- I was going to finalize my research as to why vaccines are bad today But all of the research sites are down.
- For Valentine's Day, my wife finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine when dressed up as a nurse. At last, I got to roleplay having access to healthcare.
- I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the spanish in position.
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Finale One Liners
Which finale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with finale? I can suggest the ones about finals week and football final.
- I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
- Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.
- I finally got an A on my essay! Only 1999 more words to go.
- I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil
- Finally my winter fat is gone Now I have spring rolls
- I finally disabled autocorrect on my phone I was getting really tired of its shirt.
- What do you call a kid who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance.
- Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final
- Maybe the pope just wants to finally get married.
Or settle down with a couple of kids. - Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need: just five more minutes
- I'm so excited to finally get a dad bod It's the first time I've ever had a father figure
- I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%
- God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no.
- After 23 school shootings in 2018 We did it. We finally banned straws.
- What do you call an American in the world cup final. Ref
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What funny jokes about finale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean final moments jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make finale pranks.
So excited for the season finale of America
I hope there's another season though...
Jon Snows going to feel itchy during the GOT season finale!
What else would you expect with aunts in your pants?
A Mexican magician was finishing up his act...
It was time for his big finale.
"And now, for my final trick, I will make myself disappear on the count of three!"
"Uno! Dos!"
p**...!
He was gone without a tres.
What did Donald Trump say on the season finale of Celebrity President?
"Nuclear missiles ... you're fired!"
2020 is starting to feel like...
The game of thrones series finale we deserve
NBC is making a new documentary series on the life of Abraham Lincoln.
The finale will be shot in front of a live audience.
I just watched a reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, and was a little disappointed.
The finale wasn't a cliffhanger.
Netflix is releasing a new series on the life of Abraham Lincoln.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
I once went to see a show with a Mexican Magician...
... and for his finale he announced he would make himself disappear on the count of the 3.
He yelled " Uno. Dos...." and then disappeared without a tres....
I've never been a fan of dramas.
But the series finale of America is intense!
What do you call the last episode of a show about allergies?
A sneezon finale.
Magicians . Z z z
I watched a Spanish magician's act the other day. he was pretty good throughout but the finale was stunning. he stood in the middle of the stage, waved his arms, counted out "uno, dos..." and then vanished without a tres.
Who's gonna win the Euro 2020 finale?
Depends on how many lasers the crowd brings
There's nothing sexier than a good finale
Many people come to that conclusion
An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German
all head down the street when they notice a crowd huddled around a street preformer. His juggling routine is the best the town has ever seen.
Before he begins his grand finale, he notices the stragglers in the back and asks "does everybody have a good view?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
The importance to great s**... is a big build up followed by a crashing finale.
But unfortunately we got kicked out of the theatre
Game of thrones finale joke. Spoiler.
Poor Jon snow. But it must have been a nice watch.
The Walking Dead Season Finale
Check back in six months for the punchline.
What did you think of the Game of Thrones season finale?
I thought it was auntie-climactic.
