Final Solution Jokes
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- Why do all german exchange students fail math? Because nobody wants to see their final solution.
- The press should have given Sean Spicer a 5th attempt at clarifying his statement. Who knows, maybe he finally figured out the final solution.
- Some chemistry students accidentally made hydrogen cyanide. They were actually trying to create The Final Solution.
- What do you call a homogenous mixture formed immediately before the apocalypse? The Final Solution.
- Do you know why you stop the reaction as soon as the methane and the ammonia have finished oxidizing? Because HCN is the final solution.
- A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium. The poor guy got fired for it. It was his Final Solution.
- Why isn't Israel pushing harder for finalizing the peace deal with Palestine? ....They aren't a fan of "Final Solutions".
- What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent? The Final Solution
- In chemistry different kinds of solutions can have different charges but do you khat kind of solution has a charge of -6 million? The final solution
- Apparently hydration wasn't the Final Solution. Dehydration by oven was.
-my friend whilst getting a drink
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Final Solution One Liners
Which final solution one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with final solution? I can suggest the ones about solve problem and solves.
- What do you call a murderous Universal solvent? A final solution
- Why are Jews bad Math Teachers? Because they are afraid of the final solution
- I needed help with my math homework So I looked up "How to achieve the Final Solution"
- Why are Jews afraid of Mathematicians? They're always talking about the final solution
- My Jewish friend really hated math.. he always had to come up with a final solution
- What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution
- Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution
- How do you make a Jewish philosopher have a Eureka moment? Tell him the Final Solution.
- Why are n**... so good at math? They always come up with the final solution.
- I'm pretty sure chemists are n**... They're always trying to get a final solution
- Why did h**... fail math class? He couldn't complete The Final Solution
- Why are n**... good at math? They know the final solution.
- why didn't h**... pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution.
- Why did h**... get an A in chemistry? He always knew the final solution!
- Why is h**... a terrible mathematician? Because he can never complete the final solution.
Playful Final Solution Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about final solution you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean final destination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make final solution pranks.
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher.
When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by.
No kids, however, could offer her a solution.
Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation."
The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's s**...! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said e**....
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
All US prison wardens got together and brainstormed to put a stop to prison rapes.
They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.
The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.
My Math Professor Told Us This Joke Today.
A mathematician had a change of heart and decided to embark on a career change to become a fire fighter. He walks into a fire station, approaches the supervisor and demands to be hired.
Even though there were positions open, the supervisor doesn't consider the mathematician very practical and decides to give him two tests before he hired the mathematician.
The supervisor takes the mathematician to the back of the station and lights the dumpster on fire, saying "What do you do?" The mathematician immediately picks up a hose and puts the fire out.
The supervisor now asks his final question, "Now that the dumpster is not on fire, what do you do?"
The mathematician thinks and says "This problem can be reduced to a problem with a known solution." and lights the dumpster on fire.
A small church became infested with rabbits...
A small church became infested with rabbits. Pest control professionals were called as soon as the problem was discovered, but nothing could stop the rabbits from overtaking first the basement, then the grounds, then the kitchen and offices, and finally the meeting hall. Realizing that nothing could be done, the leaders and the congregation tried to go on as usual, but the smell of rabbit droppings was overpowering even after thorough cleanings. Worse, inevitably a rabbit would be accidentally harmed or killed during the service, which would always lead to many children bursting into tears.
Finally, a solution was discovered. Sprinkling holy water throughout the building, they baptized the rabbits in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Now they only see the rabbits on Christmas and Easter.
Coyote Problem
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't f**...' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!"
I think my chemistry teacher is anti-semetic
He asked me to find the pH of the final solution.
Why did h**... fail math in high school?
Because he could never get to the Final Solution.
Why didn't h**... get an A on the math exam?
He didn't complete the final solution.
I wrote that in my sleep.
Horse problems
A classic I first heard from my grandpa.
Rufus and Ludgate, a couple of rather rural neighbors, each decided to buy a horse one summer. Since they were neighbors, they decided it made sense to pasture the horses together in the same field. Before turning them loose, they talked about how to tell them apart. After endless ideas, Rufus finally said to Ludgate, "Well, why don't I cut the mane short on mine, and you cut the tail short on yours?" This seemed like the perfect solution to the problem, so the horses were trimmed in no time.
The fall came along, and the winter, and come spring, Ludgate wanted to sell his horse. He quickly realized he had a problem: time had run its course, and both horses had long manes and tails. He called up Rufus to deliver the shocking news. The two pondered the situation for a while, and finally Rufus had the answer: "Ludgate, why don't you just sell the brown one and I'll keep the white one?"
What was h**...'s favorite class in high school?
Chemistry because he always had the final solution
Why was h**... bad at math?
Because could never find the Final Solution.
Why did Adolf h**... hate math class?
He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution.
What did h**... say on his cake day?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!
7 WAYS TO GET r**... IN GERMANY!
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why do historians say h**... was a great mathematician?
He could always find the final solution
(DARK) Why do mathematicians love h**...?
He had the Final Solution.
A German chemistry student holds up a small vial of HCn.
The professor asks him if he's done with the lab.
He says, "Yes, professor, this is my final solution."
Why did h**... think he was the best chemist?
He thought he had the final solution to every issue.
Why is h**... like solving the equation (x/10^6)=-6 for X?
The final solution leaves you with - 6,000,000
After last night my neighbour finally told me...
... that he can totally hear me and my wife whenever we have s**....
I hope I can find a solution before my birthday comes again.
Did you hear, Trump's support is slipping with his base after his immigration plan of concentration camps only partially solves the problem?
They demand a final solution.
Me and my friend were discussing h**...
He asked me
"what comes after the final solution?"
I replied with the logical response
"necrophilia"
An electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and software engineer are on their way to a trade show
when their car stalls and they are forced to pull over to the side of the road.
The mechanical engineer says, It's probably a mechanical problem. I'll get my tool box out of the trunk and I can fix it.
The electrical engineer says, No, I'll bet it's an electrical problem. I have my multimeter with me and I'll go check it out.
Finally, the software engineer says, I have the solution! Let's all get out of the car and then get back in. I'll bet we'll be back on the road in no time.
Pegleg Pete the Pirate decided to retire
He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn't get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.