Final Countdown Jokes
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Today is the final countdown...
4-3-21
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What do you sing when you kill Dracula's last clone?
"It's the final countdown"
Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU.
Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?
I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams.
It was the finals countdown.
:D
A classic one
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Swede are all captured and need to be killed by a firing squad.
The Englishman is the first to go up, and the countdown is given. 3... 2... but before they can fire, the Englishman yells, Avalanche! and all of the firing squad is distracted and then the Englishman escapes.
The Frenchman is next, and the countdown is given. 3....2... but before they can fire, the Frenchman yells, Tornado! and all of the firing squad is distracted and then the Frenchman escapes.
Finally, it's the Swede's turn. The countdown is given. 3.....
2.... but before they can say 1 the Swede yells Fire!
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Women on death row
Three women, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde are on death row for unspeakable crimes. Instead of the electric chair, they are to be shot by a squad of soldiers. The red haired girl is first, but she has an idea. The commander starts the count down: 3...2..1... The girl yells: "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and confused and she escapes. Up next is the brunette. She catches on the idea as well. The countdown starts again: 3..2...1... She yells: "tornado!!" Like the girl before her, she also escapes during the confusion. Finally it's the blonde's turn. She too has figured out the trick. Again the countdown starts: 3..2...1..
She yells: "Fire!!"
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