Filter Jokes

• Short Filter Jokes
• Filter One Liners
• No Filter Jokes
• Snapchat Filter Jokes
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Funniest Filter Short Jokes

Short filter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The filter humour may include short pick jokes also.

1. My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave. But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
2. Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
   She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
3. Coughy Filter Joke The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.
   Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?
   She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.
4. My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
5. I noticed a barista working alone in a small shop was still wearing a mask. She said, "this is a coughy filter"
6. My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making coffee without the filter. The judge agreed Apparently it's grounds for a divorce
7. I went into a Starbucks earlier and asked the barista why they were wearing a surgical mask. They replied: "I'm not, it's a coughy filter"
8. Tinder is for rookies Go to Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there you can filter by size
9. Our grandchildren in 2060 "Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"
   I really hate that filter.
10. Yo mama's so ugly..... When she tries to use a Snapchat filter, her face doesn't get recognized.

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Filter One Liners

Which filter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with filter? I can suggest the ones about detector and mask.

1. Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air.
2. I don't get the purpose of an air filter It just sits there and collects dust.
3. Typical day with a zero social filter 4 year old. kijk
4. TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though...
5. Not sure why I bought this air filter machine It just sits there collecting dust.
6. Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters. Shhhh...
7. Why do so many people smoke in China? So that they can breathe in filtered air.
8. Ever since masks became mandatory... ...I only drink *filtered* coffee.
9. How do you filter out dumb girls on Tinder? Say you're 5 foot 12
10. Why does bottled water cost more than coke? It costs more energy to filter out the coke
11. Patient: Doctor, can you cure my body image issues? Doctor: Have you tried using filters?
12. Hey girl, are you a sieve? 'Cause you've been filtering out all my messages.
13. I don't have a low paying job I have a gold digger filter
14. I poured wine on my ex's grave filtered through my kidneys.
15. Why do Chinese smoke so much? At least the cigarette smoke goes through a filter....

No Filter Jokes

Here is a list of funny no filter jokes and even better no filter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So I Heard Facebook has got a new fake news filter. All I wanna know is when they're gonna get the real one.
• My daughter wanted to use a Snapchat filter on my face, but I wouldn't let her... I said, It would make me feel E-mask-ulated.
• Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter.
• Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
• Samsung's phones front cameras are like mothers They make you feel pretty, but deep inside you know there is a beauty filter being applied to your pics.
• Humans need 7 filters. 2 for the eyes, 2 for the ears, 2 for the nostrils and a big 1 for the mouth.
• I spent some time yesterday pondering whether I was actually a small strainer used to filter out ink-based writing objects. You could say I was a little pen-sieve.
• Technology has come far for girls. You now have the option for an instant real time choice of various picture filters as makeup instead of your original makeup or double up!
• I feel bad for single guys out there. Snap chat filters make 2s look like 10s. Good luck.
• What is an HVAC technician's best friend and worst enemy at the same time? What do you mean filter?

Snapchat Filter Jokes

Here is a list of funny snapchat filter jokes and even better snapchat filter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Snapchat's new Congressional Testimony filter definitely... ...hit's the mark

Filter Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about filter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reflect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make filter pranks.