Filmmaking Jokes
15 filmmaking jokes and hilarious filmmaking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about filmmaking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Filmmaking Short Jokes
Short filmmaking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The filmmaking humour may include short jokes also.
- What do you call a filmmaker who likes to go camping during the pandemic? Tentin' Quarantino
- What's a lumberjacks favorite filmmaker? TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR-ton
- Soon Hollywood will only be made up of women filmmakers... ...and the only movies to watch will be period dramas.
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Filmmaking One Liners
Which filmmaking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with filmmaking? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe? Vault Disney
- What did the therapist wife say to her filmmaker husband? stop projecting!
- Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki.
- What does a female filmmaker look for in a guy? His "a**...-pec ratio".
Filmmaking Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about filmmaking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make filmmaking pranks.
Lenin in Warsaw
A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw. Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, n**..., having mad s**... with another man. And then another. And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.
Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.
First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin?
The director answers: In Warsaw.
A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw.
Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, n**..., having mad s**... with another man. And then another.
And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin? The director answers:
In Warsaw.
What's the difference between wit and a joke?
A young filmmaker excited to be part of his first film festival is attending a talk between a director and a writer. At the end of the talk he gets up and shouts out, "If I could ask a question, what's the difference between wit and a joke?"
The writer looks at him for a second, picks up his glass of water and pours it on his own head, says
"This, is a joke"
Surprised by the sudden act, the young filmmaker proceeds hesitantly, "And what is wit?"
The writer responds, "Wit is dry".
Two filmmakers, Juan and Theotto, are talking over lunch…
…when Juan says to Theotto, "So, how's your work been lately?"
Theotto replies, "Eh, it's been pretty alright. I did get this rather--ahem--'interesting' screenplay recently."
Juan: "Yeah?"
Theotto: "Yeah. It was thick as a brick. It had this giant cast of characters, and there was practically no plot. Not to mention, about a third of it was blatant product placement. Can you believe it?"
Juan, rolling his eyes: "Sounds wonderful."
Theotto: "I know, right? Did I tell you he just left it on my doorstep? Didn't even try to contact me or anything."
Juan: "Dude, that's messed up."
Theotto: "Tell me about it. The worst part about it was the title, though."
Juan: "What was it?"
Theotto: "'The Telephone Directory'"