The Best 9 Filmmaker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Filmmaker jokes. There are some filmmaker calligraphy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these filmmaker sitcom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Filmmaker Jokes and Puns

Lenin in Warsaw

A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw. Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another. And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.

Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.

First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin?

The director answers: In Warsaw.

What do you call a filmmaker who likes to go camping during the pandemic?

Tentin' Quarantino

A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw.

Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another.

And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin? The director answers:

In Warsaw.

What's a lumberjacks favorite filmmaker?

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What's the difference between wit and a joke?

A young filmmaker excited to be part of his first film festival is attending a talk between a director and a writer. At the end of the talk he gets up and shouts out, "If I could ask a question, what's the difference between wit and a joke?"

The writer looks at him for a second, picks up his glass of water and pours it on his own head, says
"This, is a joke"

Surprised by the sudden act, the young filmmaker proceeds hesitantly, "And what is wit?"

The writer responds, "Wit is dry".


What does a female filmmaker look for in a guy?

His "ass-pec ratio".

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

What did the therapist wife say to her filmmaker husband?

stop projecting!

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the filmmaker overreaction jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working filmmaker actress piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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