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Lenin in Warsaw
A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw. Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, n**..., having mad s**... with another man. And then another. And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.
Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.
First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin?
The director answers: In Warsaw.
What do you call a filmmaker who likes to go camping during the pandemic?
Tentin' Quarantino
What's the difference between wit and a joke?
A young filmmaker excited to be part of his first film festival is attending a talk between a director and a writer. At the end of the talk he gets up and shouts out, "If I could ask a question, what's the difference between wit and a joke?"
The writer looks at him for a second, picks up his glass of water and pours it on his own head, says
"This, is a joke"
Surprised by the sudden act, the young filmmaker proceeds hesitantly, "And what is wit?"
The writer responds, "Wit is dry".
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What does a female filmmaker look for in a guy?
His "a**...-pec ratio".
What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?
Vault Disney
What did the therapist wife say to her filmmaker husband?
stop projecting!
Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?
Hiyooooo Miyazaki.
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