The Best 34 Filming Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Filming Jokes and Puns
Lindsay Lohan had a miscarriage while filming her reality TV show
So, will she sue herself?
I was with some friends and we started talking about movies.
One of my friends mentioned that the sets in old Westerns were often built slightly smaller than normal to make the leading man appear larger. I said that that would make sense because I heard that John Wayne, while filming a scene with his co-star, complained that the town wasn't big enough for the two of them.
What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
A father caught his teenage son filming a lewd act on his cell phone with his girlfriend. He was outraged, having thought that he had raised his son to be better than this.
In his rage, he shouted, "Son! I never, ever want to see you film vertically ever again!"
What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones?
Luftsansa
I can't get an asian actor for the commercial I'm filming.
It's a simple role. They're a cook at a Chinese restaurant. No lines simply wok on wok off.
What do you call a sun filming flowers?
Photosynthesis.
The moon landing was staged
The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.
One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy
Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.
I'm filming a documentary on the serious subject of circumcision.
It's called Robbin' Hood.
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What do terrorists, and a filming of The Hunchback of Notre Dame have in common?
They were both shot on location.
Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food.
I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
Local gay man contracts HIV while filming Livestream
Latest reports say he is now going viral
I uploaded a video to YouTube of me filming around my windowless house.
Zero views.
I'm filming a documentary about high-stakes competitive beekeeping
I'm thinking about calling it "Game of Drones."
The latest Hollywood scandal centers on the late Patrick McGoohan.
Apparently, while filming 'The Prisoner,' he engaged in **six**ual harassment.
Good news for Detroit - a major TV show just signed to do filming there!
Unfortunately, it's Survivor.
A European pornstar was filming, after 3 minutes of recording they were done, the lady turned around and said 'is that all?'
He said sorry but I'm Finnish
Yo momma's so fat...
..._John Wick 3_ had to stop filming 'cause she ate the Continental!
A man gets killed filming a horror movie, and the footage of the man getting killed was shown at his funeral.
Needless to say, it was a grave mistake.
Did you know Eric Stoltz was up to play Marty McFly?
But the director thought he was too shaky early in filming.
Filming *Aladdin* must have been physically very hard on Will Smith.
I understand that at the end of each day shooting he was black and blue.
I just heard Paul Bettany is going to star in a standalone movie for the MCU which will begin filming later this year.
If the rumors are true, we're getting 2020 Vision.
One day Brock Lee fell off stage during filming.
He bumped his head pretty hard, and fell into a coma.
After a while, the director and other actors urgently went to the hospital to check up on him. The doctor who was overseeing Brock came out and said
"We hope he gets better soon, but as of now, he is in a vegetative state."
I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane
we're currently filming the pilot
During the filming of Dr. Strange, the lead actor became severely obese...
He became Benedict Cumbersome
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
I'm making a documentary series about how to fly planes.
I'm currently filming the pilot.
Sean Connery arrives at a grand hotel ready for filming the next day
The director meets him, and is delighted "great to see you, Sean, its an honour to have you join us for this project" he says.
"The pleasure is mine" Sean replies, "though it's been a long drive and I'm tired. Is my room ready?"
"Of course, of course, I have your key right here", he says handing over the key. "I appreciate its quite late so we'll have a bit of a later start tomorrow. Are you happy to meet us in the lobby for ten-ish?"
"Tennish?" asks Sean, "but I didn't even bring my racket!"
... An old joke in honor of the great man.
A new set designer was hired at the filming company.
He was fired shortly after for making a scene.
Did you know Brendan Fraser took a Business Ethics class before filming The Mummy Returns?
He wanted to learn about pyramid schemes.
What's the first step to making a series about flying a plane?
Filming the pilot
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