Filming Jokes
41 filming jokes and hilarious filming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about filming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short filming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The filming humour may include short filmed jokes also.
- My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed: Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN
- My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
- The moon landing was staged The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.
- The show "COPS" is no longer filmed honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras
- Apparently Bruce Willis is only going to concentrate on action films from now on... because you know what they say about old habits...
- If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
- I did an essay on The Room. For school, I had to write an essay based on a film, so I decided to do it on "The Room". I think I did well, because I got a hi mark.
- My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up
- Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
- I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
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Filming One Liners
Which filming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with filming? I can suggest the ones about shooting and film set.
- The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called.... fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
- Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel. She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
- What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
- Two mice are chewing on a film roll One says, "I liked the book better"
- Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film Taken: Out Of Context.
- Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker.
- I recently watched a pirated film. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 3.14.
- what do you call someone who films spices? A cinnamon-tographer!
- Last night I paused the film to make a cup of tea. I've now lost my job at the cinema.
- Last night I watched the uncut version of the film Scarface. It was called Face.
- I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane we're currently filming the pilot
- What do you call a Swedish spy film? The Bjorn Identity.
- Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, "I think the book was better"
- What is William Shatner's favorite film festival? *CAAAAAAAAANNES!!!* ^^^^^^imsosorry
- Warhorse walks into a bar The barman says "why the long film"
Cheerful Fun Filming Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about filming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cinema jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make filming pranks.
Sean Connery arrives at a grand hotel ready for filming the next day
The director meets him, and is delighted "great to see you, Sean, its an honour to have you join us for this project" he says.
"The pleasure is mine" Sean replies, "though it's been a long drive and I'm tired. Is my room ready?"
"Of course, of course, I have your key right here", he says handing over the key. "I appreciate its quite late so we'll have a bit of a later start tomorrow. Are you happy to meet us in the lobby for ten-ish?"
"Tennish?" asks Sean, "but I didn't even bring my racket!"
... An old joke in honor of the great man.
Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
What's the first step to making a series about flying a plane?
Filming the pilot
Tom Cruise is filming a new romantic-action movie in support of body positivity. Both him and the lead actress gained 300lbs for the role.
The movie is called: m**... Impossible.
Filming *Aladdin* must have been physically very hard on Will Smith.
I understand that at the end of each day shooting he was black and blue.
I uploaded a video to YouTube of me filming around my windowless house.
Zero views.
A new set designer was hired at the filming company.
He was fired shortly after for making a scene.
A father caught his teenage son filming a lewd act on his cell phone with his girlfriend. He was outraged, having thought that he had raised his son to be better than this.
In his rage, he shouted, "Son! I never, ever want to see you film vertically ever again!"
According to my research, only 12% of people at the gym actually go to work out
The other 88% are there to demand I stop my filming
What do terrorists, and a filming of The Hunchback of Notre Dame have in common?
They were both shot on location.
I got thrown off of a TV commercial set a few years ago.
We were filming an ad for Taco Bell. The director didn't like being corrected. He kept saying "That's a wrap" when clearly it was a Taco Supreme.
I'm making a documentary series about how to fly planes.
I'm currently filming the pilot.
I just heard Paul Bettany is going to star in a standalone movie for the MCU which will begin filming later this year.
If the rumors are true, we're getting 2020 Vision.
A European pornstar was filming, after 3 minutes of recording they were done, the lady turned around and said 'is that all?'
He said sorry but I'm Finnish
What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones?
Luftsansa
Did you know Brendan Fraser took a Business Ethics class before filming The Mummy Returns?
He wanted to learn about pyramid schemes.
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
One day Brock Lee fell off stage during filming.
He bumped his head pretty hard, and fell into a coma.
After a while, the director and other actors urgently went to the hospital to check up on him. The doctor who was overseeing Brock came out and said
"We hope he gets better soon, but as of now, he is in a vegetative state."
Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food.
I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
Good news for Detroit - a major TV show just signed to do filming there!
Unfortunately, it's Survivor.
Local gay man contracts h**... while filming Livestream
Latest reports say he is now going viral
I was with some friends and we started talking about movies.
One of my friends mentioned that the sets in old Westerns were often built slightly smaller than normal to make the leading man appear larger. I said that that would make sense because I heard that John Wayne, while filming a scene with his co-star, complained that the town wasn't big enough for the two of them.
During the filming of Dr. Strange, the lead actor became severely obese...
He became Benedict Cumbersome
