Film Set Jokes
21 film set jokes and hilarious film set puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about film set that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Film Set Short Jokes
Short film set jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The film set humour may include short film jokes also.
- I've written a script for a film about an action hero who works in accounts. The sequels going to be set in a different department.
This time it's personnel. - A new set designer was hired at the filming company. He was fired shortly after for making a scene.
- Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves
- Action films set unrealistic expectations. I just tried to jump onto a moving train but I destroyed my son's Scalextric.
- Set for First Man movie Did you hear where they filmed the movie First Man?
On the set of the original landing. - I've just been watching an unusual martial arts film set in a semaphorists' hospice It's called The House Of The Dying Flaggers.
- I heard there was a video leak from the set of a new Michael Bay movie... It's being filmed at some port in China.
- Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a m**... mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit.
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Film Set One Liners
Which film set one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with film set? I can suggest the ones about movie and cinema.
- I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East It's titled A Kuwait Place
- My dog got a new job in Hollywood working on a film set... He's the best boy!
- What do you call a t**... that's been left on a film set? A period piece
Film Set Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about film set you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean action movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make film set pranks.
A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren't dumb
A blonde girl rents out a stadium and invites as many blondes as she can and sure enough 80,000 blondes fill the stadium and she films it all on live television. She invites a little 4 year old girl out in front of everyone and asks her what's 2+2? The little girl shivers and squeaks out T-three? The crowd erupts yelling Give her another chance! So they do and ask her again what's 2+2? The girl stands there for a moment before answering is it 4? The crowd starts chanting once again Give her another chance!
The Wolf of Wall Street
Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F**k" or "F**king" 506 times. That actually beats a record set by me in 2010, trying to put an Ikea chair together.
I got thrown off of a TV commercial set a few years ago.
We were filming an ad for Taco Bell. The director didn't like being corrected. He kept saying "That's a wrap" when clearly it was a Taco Supreme.
Netflix's latest movie.
Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop m**... . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.
Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.
On a film set, everyone is getting ready to start shooting, when the director calls for his assistant to bring him the script.
The assistant runs onto set and starts k**... over props, crawling around the floor and frantically pulling his hair.
As the assistant starts tearing off his clothes and shaking them around, the director thinks to himself, "He's lost the plot!"
Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?
A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.
With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:
"Sean Bean is over there! "
Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)
I was with some friends and we started talking about movies.
One of my friends mentioned that the sets in old Westerns were often built slightly smaller than normal to make the leading man appear larger. I said that that would make sense because I heard that John Wayne, while filming a scene with his co-star, complained that the town wasn't big enough for the two of them.