Fill Swimming Jokes
7 fill swimming jokes and hilarious fill swimming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fill swimming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fill Swimming Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What is a good fill swimming joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I love "technically true" jokes, like:
If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.
Or
Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?
Or
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
What else you got? (It doesn't *have* to be water-related...)
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol.
She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
An old farmer was picking apples. After filling up a bucket and walking back to the farm, he saw a group of beautiful women swimming in his pond
As he got closer, he realized they were skinny dipping. When the group noticed the old farmer approaching them, one girl shouts to him "we are not coming out until you turn away". The farmer, thinking quick, holds up the bucket of apples and says "I'm just here to feed the gator anyway"
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A woman walked up to me holding a bucket
Excuse me, I'm collecting for the local swimming pool
Well it'll take you b**... ages to fill it with that
Too Much
My friend filled an entire swimming pool up with herbs.
He had a lot of thyme on his hands.
The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.
it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."
My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty.
So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator.
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