The Best 30 Filipino Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Filipino jokes. There are some filipino philippine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these filipino nguyen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Filipino Jokes and Puns

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

Just cracked a bottle of wine, and going to watch Phillippines TV...

Time for some Filipino noir.

Filipino joke, Just cracked a bottle of wine, and going to watch Phillippines TV...

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do you call a hot Filipino?

A FilipiΓ±o.


Why didn't the Filipino banana go to work today?

He wasn't peeling well.

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Filipino joke, What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine.

But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Filipino Word of the Day: Chicken Nut Bread

Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..

Filipino, a Chinese, a Japanese and a bar

Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight. So the Chinese guy says I love liver and cheese. She says That's not good enough The Japanese man says I hate liver and cheese She says That's not creative Finally, the Filipino says Liver alone, cheese mine!

You can explore filipino liberian reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean filipino yung dad jokes. There are also filipino puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the difference between a fat chick and a Filipino drug dealer?

Eventually, the drug dealer gets taken out.

Yo mama so stupid

She thinks a manila folder is a Filipino contortionist.

What do you call a Filipino man who gets really nervous every time he plays poker?

A Manila folder

A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ...

"You can't be seated without a Thai."

As a Filipino in 2017

Whenever I break a promise, I just say:

"Well, you voted for a man who promised to clean the government in three to six months! Get used to it."

Filipino joke, As a Filipino in 2017

What did the Filipino guy told the room service lady?

Pack dis sheet im out.

I'm half filipino and half greek so what am I?

I'm a freek

Why are Filipino people so clingy?

Because they always Tagalog.


If someone from Holland married a Filipino...

would their kids be called HollapiΓ±os?

Lars, from Holland, and Maria, a Filipino, got married...

...and had three little HollapiΓ±os

What did the group of Filipino kids say to the loner kid?

Hey, why don't you come and Tagalog with us?

Use the words chicken, nut, and bread in one sentence.

When my sister got pregnant, my Filipino mother told my dad to stop choking her because chicken nut bread.

What do you call a gay Filipino?

A tropical fruit

Why are all the Filipino women single?

Because they don't know where their mangoes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Filipino?

Jalapinoy

I told my mate i was on my way to a Filipino lesson

He said "Hey i've been wanting to learn a new language, can i tagalog?"

Let's try a joke I learned in the Philippines

A Filipino woman and her husband, an American, wake up the morning after their wedding and decide to take a shower together. In the middle of their fun, the water cuts out (as sometimes happens in the Philippines). The wife cries out, "Ay! Walang tubig!" ("Oh no! No water!" in Tagalog).

The husband replies, "Babe, you're wonderful, but if I'm being completely honest, it's not big, it's a little below average."

A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.

The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.

A Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink.

When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight. So the Chinese guy says I love liver and cheese. She says That's not good enough The Japanese man says I hate liver and cheese She says That's not creative Finally, the Filipino says Liver alone, cheese mine!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the filipino american jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working filipino romanian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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