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50 filing jokes and hilarious filing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about filing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Whether you're filing taxes or reorganizing your filing cabinet, having a few jokes on hand can make the process bearable. From accusations of bankruptcy to auditors, explore the funny side of filing with this collection of jokes.

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Popular Filing Short Jokes

Short filing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The filing humour may include short filed jokes also.

  1. A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
    It was a brief case.
  2. if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
  3. So I broke my waterproof speaker, by throwing it into a pool. I filed a request for a new speaker, but the company responded "it's not our fault the pool was empty".
  4. Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
  5. Nowadays with internet in some prisons.. ..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?
  6. Went to the gym earlier, and while working out I noticed a hole in my trainer... just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway....she filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life
  7. Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?
  8. Me: You know, since it doesn't have a tail, I'm pretty sure it is actually a hamster. IT: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster, and save the file.
  9. How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
  10. What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.

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Filing One Liners

Which filing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with filing? I can suggest the ones about firing and filling.

  1. Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy? Because schools are closed.
  2. What is a pdf file And why is my uncle under arrest for being one
  3. I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16.
  4. What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet? The Ex Files
  5. What is a microwave's beep sound file called? Micro.wav
  6. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
  7. What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi
  8. How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre.
  9. Dating a girl that has a child... ... it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".
  10. If R. Kelly was a computer file... He'd be a .pdf file
  11. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  12. What do Hogwarts students use to read PDF files? They use Adobby
  13. FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced "jiff" I know because I joogled it.
  14. Back in the DOS days, I wrote a single file program that was a hit. baseball.bat
  15. Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you.

Filing Cabinet Jokes

Here is a list of funny filing cabinet jokes and even better filing cabinet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do police have file cabinets? For organized crime.
  • What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime.
  • Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair.
  • What does the Pope use his filing cabinet for? Storing his Papalwork.
  • I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime
  • Joker filed charges against Batman. They were in cabinet D3.

Tax Filing Jokes

Here is a list of funny tax filing jokes and even better tax filing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Only 10% of Americans file their taxes correctly. It's hard to believe that 95% of us can't do simple math.
  • I never use TurboTax to file my taxes. I'm just not Intuit.
  • What tax filing service does a pirate use? H&ARGH Block
  • I just filed my taxes and am getting a return of $500. Looks like I'll be able to afford to buy some eggs.
  • Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot? Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
  • What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File
  • What do you call an Indian bread maker that files for Tax Exempt Status? Naan Profit!
  • Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase m**...? Yeah, all you need to do is file a joint return.
Filing joke, Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase m**...?

Filing joke, Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase m**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about filing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of filing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uplifting Filing Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about filing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean suing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make filing prank.

A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." p**...! He's back in his government office.

Lover's Lane

A cop comes upon a car parked late one night on Lover's Lane. Upon further investigation he finds a male subject reading a book in the front seat and a female subject filing her nails in the back seat.
The cop asks the guy, "What are you doing up here?"
"I'm reading a book sir."
"Uh-huh. And what's she doing?" the cop inquires, motioning toward the back seat.
"Well clearly, sir, she is filing her nails."
With a puzzled look on his face, the cop says, "In the 13 years I've been a cop I've never seen anything like this on Lover's Lane. How old are you son?"
"I'm 20."
"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well in about 15 minutes she'll be 18."

NRA filing for bankruptcy?

I thought they were loaded!

Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...

When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

After filing out his paperwork he had to take an eye exam. The clerk showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the clerk asked.
"Read it?" the Polish man replied. "He's my uncle."

"I gave my husband an empty Boston Cream donut, now he's filing for divorce" "What about your children?"

He wants full custardy.

I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company...

My girlfriend recently dumped me and this "No Tears" stuff isn't working at all.

I was responding to another attorney's filing today but my heart wasn't in it.

You could say I was just going through the motions.

Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for s**... Harassment...

Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.

A yoga instructor ends every class with a mediation, allowing people lay down and relax before slowly filing out for the night. A half hour passes and the instructor is surprised to see one man remain in her studio.

Annoyed, she walks over to him and asks if he plans on leaving anytime soon .
The man takes a deep, meditative breath and calmly replies, Nah, Imma stay .

A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.
The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?
The man: I'm a dentist.
A: okay, and are you married?
M: yes, i am!
A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?
M: well, it's sorta hard to say...
A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?
M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!

My safety supervisor asked me why I wasn't done filing the hazardous material documents...

I told him I was doing asbestos I can

What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint?

A Bug report

What did the dessert do after filing for divorce?

She took custardy of the kids.

Today I asked out my dream girl

She replied with a thankful yes, but that yes was to the officer asking about filing a restraining order... I can still see Her, just from 400ft away.

Filing joke, Today I asked out my dream girl

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The impact of these filing jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.