The Best 29 Filing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Filing jokes. There are some filing petition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these filing pedi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Filing Jokes and Puns

Lover's Lane

A cop comes upon a car parked late one night on Lover's Lane. Upon further investigation he finds a male subject reading a book in the front seat and a female subject filing her nails in the back seat.

The cop asks the guy, "What are you doing up here?"

"I'm reading a book sir."

"Uh-huh. And what's she doing?" the cop inquires, motioning toward the back seat.

"Well clearly, sir, she is filing her nails."

With a puzzled look on his face, the cop says, "In the 13 years I've been a cop I've never seen anything like this on Lover's Lane. How old are you son?"

"I'm 20."

"And how old is she?"

The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well in about 15 minutes she'll be 18."

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...

....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu

Filing joke, Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that we

Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...

When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."

What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint?

A Bug report


Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art...

that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent?

Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way

This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy.

He also announced he'll be touring with Nickelback to recoup 10% of his losses.

Filing joke, This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy.

I hit the gym today...

Now the gym's filing for divorce and I'm loosing custody of my children

I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company...

My girlfriend recently dumped me and this "No Tears" stuff isn't working at all.

My safety supervisor asked me why I wasn't done filing the hazardous material documents...

I told him I was doing asbestos I can

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

A Doctor's Office gets a new Secretary who happens to be a mermaid...

She's great at answering calls but she keeps filing all the patients under C.

Why do rasps work in accounting?

They're great at filing.

What does the Pope use his filing cabinet for?

Storing his Papalwork.

Mr. peanut was filing a police report...

He claimed he was a salted.

Filing joke, Mr. peanut was filing a police report...

Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for Sexual Harassment...

Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.

What tax filing service does a pirate use?

H&ARGH Block

A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.

The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?

The man: I'm a dentist.

A: okay, and are you married?

M: yes, i am!

A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?

M: well, it's sorta hard to say...

A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?

M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!


A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.

Today I asked out my dream girl

She replied with a thankful yes, but that yes was to the officer asking about filing a restraining order... I can still see Her, just from 400ft away.

There's nothing wrong with having sex with minors

Just because she works in the coal industry doesn't mean the government should be able to stop me from filing her!

What did the file say to his son when he was caught filing down his bicycle to make it lighter?

"They put pedal files in prison, son."

My wife told me I need to change two things this year, or she's filing for divorce.

First - I need to become a better listener.

I don't remember what the second thing was.

A yoga instructor ends every class with a mediation, allowing people lay down and relax before slowly filing out for the night. A half hour passes and the instructor is surprised to see one man remain in her studio.

Annoyed, she walks over to him and asks if he plans on leaving anytime soon .
The man takes a deep, meditative breath and calmly replies, Nah, Imma stay .

What did the dessert do after filing for divorce?

She took custardy of the kids.

Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy?

Because schools are closed.

NRA filing for bankruptcy?

I thought they were loaded!

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

After filing out his paperwork he had to take an eye exam. The clerk showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the clerk asked.
"Read it?" the Polish man replied. "He's my uncle."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the filing counsel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working filing prosecution piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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