filet Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious filet puns

Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates?

Chick Filet

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What's the most boring cut of meat?

Filet minYAWN

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This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty.

Especially, the Filet Show.

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

**FILET MIGNON!**

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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What's a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Chick filet

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What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you?

A *Filet Minion*.

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What do you call it when your mom is giving me a blowjob while eating steak?

Filet my Dong

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What is a tired Dragon's favorite kind of steak?

A filet mignon.

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Aged meats are popular, but did you hear about the 150 year old filet mignon?

It was a myth steak.

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What is the Human Torch's favorite meal?

FILET MIGNON!

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What's Johnny Storm's favorite meal?

FILET MIGNON!

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Did you hear about the chef who had to cook up a filet mignon that he had forgotten with the rest of the order?

He made a missed steak.

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What did the Human Torch tell the waiter he wanted at the Jamaican steakhouse?

Filet, mon.

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Why doesnt McDonalds sell filet mignon?

It would be a huge McSteak

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What cut of meat is verbally harassing over there?

Filet mignon.

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What are the most funny Filet jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Filet? Well, here are the best Filet dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Filet pick up lines to share with friends.

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