Filet Jokes

• Short Filet Jokes
• Filet One Liners
• Filet Mignon Jokes
• Filet Fish Jokes
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Funniest Filet Short Jokes

Short filet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The filet humour may include short steak jokes also.

1. If mcdonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons ...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
2. My butcher's assistant is a little person. I tried to bet him he couldn't sell me one of his top-shelf filets. "No bet," he said. "The steaks are too high."
3. Took my wife Mary out to a fancy restaurant last night. I had the filet mignon... Mary had a little lamb.
4. Where do fast food places get those square fish for the filet-o-fish sandwiches? From the asquarium.
5. Did you hear about the chef who had to cook up a filet mignon that he had forgotten with the rest of the order? He made a missed steak.
6. A sexist, a racist and the president walk into a McDonalds. The cashier says: "2 Big Macs, 2 Filet-O-Fishes and a large chocolate shake Mr. Trump?"
7. What did the Human Torch tell the waiter he wanted at the Jamaican steakhouse? Filet, mon.
8. What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*.
9. Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
10. Aged meats are popular, but did you hear about the 150 year old filet mignon? It was a myth steak.

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Filet One Liners

Which filet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with filet? I can suggest the ones about meat and halibut.

1. What do you call a group of Jewish cows? Filet Minyan
2. What is Gru's favorite food? Filet Minion
3. Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates? Chick Filet
4. What is Gru's favorite steak? Filet Minion…
5. What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys? A filet minion
6. What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN
7. This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show.
8. What kind of food causes you to breathe fire when you're sleepy? A filet mignon
9. What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon
10. What's a cannibal's favorite restaurant? Chick filet
11. Why doesnt McDonalds sell filet mignon? It would be a huge McSteak
12. What's Johnny Storm's favorite meal? FILET MIGNON!
13. What is the Human Torch's favorite meal? FILET MIGNON!
14. What cut of meat is verbally harassing over there? Filet mignon.
15. What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
    Filet delay.

Filet Mignon Jokes

Here is a list of funny filet mignon jokes and even better filet mignon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is a tired Dragon's favorite kind of steak? A filet mignon.
• What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef? **FILET MIGNON!**

Filet Fish Jokes

Here is a list of funny filet fish jokes and even better filet fish puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A pirate went to McDonald's, he said... "arghhh, I'll have a filet-o-fish"

Howlingly Hilarious Filet Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about filet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish catch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make filet pranks.