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Only 10% of Americans file their taxes correctly.

It's hard to believe that 95% of us can't do simple math.

I never use TurboTax to file my taxes.

I'm just not Intuit.

What tax filing service does a pirate use?

H&ARGH Block

I just filed my taxes and am getting a return of $500. Looks like I'll be able to afford to buy some eggs.

Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot?

Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.

I have a civil service joke to tell

…but before you can hear it you need to complete Form P-994731XT, in triplicate, then have it notarized, then file it with the Department of Jokes, who will review it within 120 days, and if it is approved they'll issue you a Form 771F, which, when filed with the IRS authorizes you to receive an appropriate tax status for said joke, after which upon completion of Form 11 and re-submission to the Department of Jokes you are eligible to enter the Joke Receipt Pool, after which you should receive your joke in 18-24 months.

A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.
The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?
The man: I'm a dentist.
A: okay, and are you married?
M: yes, i am!
A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?
M: well, it's sorta hard to say...
A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?
M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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