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18 file cabinet jokes and hilarious file cabinet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about file cabinet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest File Cabinet Short Jokes

Short file cabinet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The file cabinet humour may include short filing cabinet jokes also.

  1. I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime

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File Cabinet One Liners

Which file cabinet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with file cabinet? I can suggest the ones about cabinet and cupboard.

  1. What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet? The Ex Files
  2. Why do police have file cabinets? For organized crime.
  3. What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime.
  4. Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair.
  5. What does the Pope use his filing cabinet for? Storing his Papalwork.
  6. Joker filed charges against Batman. They were in cabinet D3.

File Cabinet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about file cabinet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean office desk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make file cabinet pranks.

A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." p**...! He's back in his government office.

A guy starts his first day at a bakery...

The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.
"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."
"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.
"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."

Some idiot at my work opened up every cabinet in our records department, pulled out all the folders, put them on a pile on the floor, then s**... all over it.

Now I have to spend tomorrow refiling the aisles of files he defiled in a pile on the tile.

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.
He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp.
"This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.
"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."
He gets his Coke and drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."
Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish.
"I wish I'd never have to work again."
Instantly, he was back in his government office.

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.


Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day’s work.
After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant.
Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation.
His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message:
"Debits in the column toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window. Prefer Wraps and females who think realistically pick Wholemeal.”