Filament Jokes
3 filament jokes and hilarious filament puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about filament that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Filament Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist s**.... Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
Punny (mid-long, kid friendly)
A string.
Yes, a string.
A string takes a seat at a bar and orders.
Bartender: you a string?
String: …yeah…
Bartender: we don't serve strings here
Defeated, the string leaves.
Outside, he peels back some of his ends and twists the filaments around and through one-another.
He goes back.
Has a seat…
Bartender: we don't serve strings here, ARE YOU A STRING?!?
String: I'm a frayed knot.
What do you call an imaginary light bulb?
a filament of your imagination
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