Figurine Jokes

17 figurine jokes and hilarious figurine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about figurine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Figurine Short Jokes

Short figurine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The figurine humour may include short action figure jokes also.

  1. I've started a business crafting small figurines of Jesus. I'm only making a little prophet.
  2. I work in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. However, there are only 2 employees so I have to make every second count.
  3. When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship. I screamed, "Lego of me!"
  4. I've started a business crafting small figurines of Muhammad. It's making little prophets.
  5. I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet.
  6. Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.
  7. I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary.
  8. Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalized for swallowing 5 horse figurines? His condition was stable.
  9. My clothing store is using a life sized Darth Vader figurine to model their clothing line I, for one, really enjoy mannequin skywalker
  10. If I buy a Prius, I'll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash Then I'll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

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Figurine One Liners

Which figurine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with figurine? I can suggest the ones about statue and stick figure.

  1. I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming.
  2. Why are those little Christmas figurines called "Nutcrackers?" They're not painted black.
  3. What do you call a broken Bo Peep figurine in a trailer park? Little Po' Peep.
  4. Where can you buy small Jesus figurines? Jews"R"us

Figurine joke, Where can you buy small Jesus figurines?

Cheerful Fun Figurine Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about figurine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sculpture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make figurine pranks.

Have you read the news?

I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.

Kermit Jagger needs a loan.

Kermit Jagger needed to take out a large loan, so he went to his bank and met with a banker named Patricia Wack.
Patricia asked, "Do you have something you can offer as collateral?" Kermit responded by placing a little porcelain figurine on the desk. Patricia was not impressed, but she went to her manager to explain the situation. The manager laughed, and replied,
"It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

I bought my 2 year old son some toys from the movie Toy Story.

It seemed like a good idea at the time because he loved those movies. Turns out, he didn't like the toys. Wailing, he threw a figurine at the wall, shattering it.
It was a total buzzkill.

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?
Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.

A Scottish Terrier walks into a bank

He sits at the desk of the Loan Officer, a Ms. Patty Black. He asks if he's eligible for a small business loan.
Do you have any collateral? , Patty asks.
I do have this, replies the Terrier, rooting around in his bag and pulling out a small porcelain figurine.
I'm not sure if we can accept this, says Patty. Let me ask my manager.
Patty calls her manager over and explains the situation. The manager says
It's a knickknack, Patty Black, give the dog a loan.

Figurine joke, Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalized for swallowing 5 horse figurines?