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17 figure of speech jokes and hilarious figure of speech puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about figure of speech that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Figure Of Speech Short Jokes

Short figure of speech jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The figure of speech humour may include short metaphor jokes also.

  1. "I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean" "It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."
  2. What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech? Someone who takes everything literally
  3. You know your girlfriend is dumb when you have to explain That "blow" is just a figure of speech.
  4. Teacher: "Today's class is about figures of speech" student(outside the class): "*may i come inside, ma'am*"
  5. "Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
    To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
  6. When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
    He actually does it.
  7. DAILY JEOPARDY QUIZZ: a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction. Q: What's an oxy-f**...'-m**... ?

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Figure Of Speech One Liners

Which figure of speech one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with figure of speech? I can suggest the ones about hyperbole and figure.

  1. What do you call a world renowned linguist? A figure of speech.
  2. How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech
  3. A "Malaphor" is when you mix two figures of phrase or turns of speech
  4. s**..., honey, s**... - \- blow is just a figure of speech!

Figure Of Speech Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about figure of speech you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean idiom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make figure of speech pranks.

A little boy asks his father why they say gardeners have green thumbs...

The father replies "That's just a figure of speech. You know, like when someone is stealing and they are caught red handed, but their hands are really black."

Paraprosdokians

*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....