Figuratively Jokes
6 figuratively jokes and hilarious figuratively puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about figuratively that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Figuratively Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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I've developed a f**... for figuring things out.
I just came to that realization.
I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went
Then it dawned on me
I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife…
But I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.
If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would you choose?
"Gandhi."
Why him?
"More food for me."
I've have got this weird f**... for figuring things out.
Matter of fact I just came to that realization.
I have a friend who always subtly mentions that he went to MIT
I simply hate his behavior. He'd somehow figure out a way to drop it into a conversation just to let people know he's an MIT alumni.
He's always been like this. Even when we were in college together.
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