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Sisters of Saint Francis whore house

A traveling salesman is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. To his amazement it reads:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES


He thinks it is a figment of his imagination and he drives on without a second thought. Soon he see another sign which says:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES


Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are real...

Then he drives past a third sign saying:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

So he climbs the steps and rings the bell.

The door is answered by an old nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me." The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs him, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. With his imagination running wild he trots eagerly down the dark hallway and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door clicks shut behind him, his eyes adjust and he realizes that he is back in the parking lot.

In front of him is a small sign which reads:

GO IN PEACE

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

SERVES YOU RIGHT, SINNER

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I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day..

must have been a figment of my imagination.

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Freudian slips

Are just a figment of peoples ejaculation.

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I don't believe in dreams

It's just a figment of your imagination

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