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Fighting Rooster Jokes

4 fighting rooster jokes and hilarious fighting rooster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fighting rooster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fighting Rooster Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good fighting rooster joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call two roosters having a fight?

A c**...-a-Doodle-Duel!

What time is it when your fighting rooster wins its first match?

1-0'**...

Did you hear about the fighting rooster who never lost a fight?

His record was impeccable.

Smart old rooster.

A chicken farmer brings home a new rooster for his hen house. The old rooster ask him for a favor. He says look im old and wore out but if you don't mind could you chase me around the coupe so it looks like I at least put up a fight for the chicken's. The young rooster agrees to do so and commits to chase the old rooster around the coupe. The farmer is sitting on his porch with a friend when he sees the new rooster chasing the old one around. So he grabs his gun and shoots the new rooster dead. The farmers friend asked why he shoot his new bird. The farmer replied thats the third gay rooster I bought this year.

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