Fightin Jokes
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- "Battle. Attack. Skirmish. Melee. War. Punch." "Them's ***fightin'*** words, pardner!"
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Fightin One Liners
Which fightin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fightin? I can suggest the ones about trench and battle.
- war, conflict, battle! Dem's fightin' words

Ridiculous Fightin Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about fightin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fightin pranks.
2 was fighting 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
2 won, against all odds
I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture.
I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.
Fighting Hard
lol cancer is so easy to beat i am already at stage 4
When fighting clowns, never hesitate.
Go straight for the juggler.
Fighting Couple
A married couple were fighting. Deciding it was time to go to bed, the husband says, "goodnight, mother of six!" to which she replies Goodnight father of two!"
Why does a fighting fish keep its eyes open?
So it can sea anenome.
After fighting off waves of attacks by the Spartans, Paris went to visit with Helen
But alas, she was not very happy.
What is wrong, my love?
It's nothing.
Come on, my love, I sacrificed so much for you, so you must divulge why you're not happy. He pleaded.
It's nothing.
I'm pleading with you! I will defeat the whole spartan army and Achiles himself to see that smile again! Please, for the love of Zeus, why are you sad?
Well, it's just…
Yes? What is it?
If you must know…
Yes? Yes? He asked, encouraging her.
I only count 999 ships.
What fighting style does an amputee use?
Partial arts
Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics
It doesn't matter who wins, you're both r**...!
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
Pi is fighting with i
Pi : get real
i : be rational
How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.
Fighting Big Guys for Dummies
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
Bazinga!!
Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...
Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
Fighting Against Real Truths
I thought I knew what you really were
I thought you could ease my pain
Put an end to all this aching
And make me laugh again
I've known your kind before
I thought you weren't the same
Just trying to get in my pants
And fill my head with shame
I've held onto you for too long
So now I'll let you free
Nobody to witness
It's only you and me
Sure doesn't come out easy
But it's coming from the heart
Luckily no one can see
That it wasn't just a f**...
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
What is the name of the fighting of style for fractions?
Partial Arts.
What fighting style does best girl use?
Waifoo.
What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?
Go for the juggler
When fighting with my girlfriend I ALWAYS have the last word.
Yes ma'm.....
What Fighting Style Uses Bread As A Weapon?
Tae-Kwon-Dough.
I had an argument with a woman... yeah... I lost...
Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
For me, fighting on the internet is kind of like winning the special olympics
Because even if I win, I still can't come up with an original joke.
A new fighting game based off of the works of Tolkien came out
It's called Mordor Kombat.
So I was fighting a boss last night...
So I was fighting a Boss last night. Took some time but we were finally able to kill him. Man, I hate my job.
The new french tank is pretty cool, it can go in 16 directions. 15 of which go backwards, 1 goes forwards in case the enemy comes from behind.
If you're violent but also creative, try paintball.
Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.
What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!
My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.
