Fightin Jokes
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2 was fighting 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
2 won, against all odds
I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture.
I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.
Fighting Hard
lol cancer is so easy to beat i am already at stage 4
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When fighting clowns, never hesitate.
Go straight for the juggler.
Fighting Couple
A married couple were fighting. Deciding it was time to go to bed, the husband says, "goodnight, mother of six!" to which she replies Goodnight father of two!"
Why does a fighting fish keep its eyes open?
So it can sea anenome.
After fighting off waves of attacks by the Spartans, Paris went to visit with Helen
But alas, she was not very happy.
What is wrong, my love?
It's nothing.
Come on, my love, I sacrificed so much for you, so you must divulge why you're not happy. He pleaded.
It's nothing.
I'm pleading with you! I will defeat the whole spartan army and Achiles himself to see that smile again! Please, for the love of Zeus, why are you sad?
Well, it's just…
Yes? What is it?
If you must know…
Yes? Yes? He asked, encouraging her.
I only count 999 ships.
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Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics
It doesn't matter who wins, you're both r**...!
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
Pi is fighting with i
Pi : get real
i : be rational
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Fighting Big Guys for Dummies
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
Bazinga!!
Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...
Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
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Fighting Against Real Truths
I thought I knew what you really were
I thought you could ease my pain
Put an end to all this aching
And make me laugh again
I've known your kind before
I thought you weren't the same
Just trying to get in my pants
And fill my head with shame
I've held onto you for too long
So now I'll let you free
Nobody to witness
It's only you and me
Sure doesn't come out easy
But it's coming from the heart
Luckily no one can see
That it wasn't just a f**...
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
What is the name of the fighting of style for fractions?
Partial Arts.
What fighting style does best girl use?
Waifoo.
What Fighting Style Uses Bread As A Weapon?
Tae-Kwon-Dough.
I had an argument with a woman... yeah... I lost...
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Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
For me, fighting on the internet is kind of like winning the special olympics
Because even if I win, I still can't come up with an original joke.
A new fighting game based off of the works of Tolkien came out
It's called Mordor Kombat.
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Fightin One Liners
Which fightin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fightin? I can suggest the ones about fighter and .
- war, conflict, battle! Dem's fightin' words
