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Discover the funniest and most entertaining fighter jokes for any gathering! Whether it’s a fighter pilot, a street fighter, or a fierce warrior, everyone will laugh out loud at these hilarious pugilist jokes. Put your humor to the test with the best fighter jet, Tie Fighter and other warrior jokes today!

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Funniest Fighter Short Jokes

Short fighter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fighter humour may include short battle jokes also.

  1. As an American looking at the situation in Afghanistan It's good to see that, even decades later, the freedom fighters we trained can still drive out a superpower.
  2. What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Afghan child? Don't ask me, I just pilot the drone.
  3. I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you.
  4. My grandfather downed 50 German fighter planes in WWII. Yep. Worst engineer in the Luftwaffe.
  5. Muslim women are the best fighters. Not only can they attack with their low jabs, they can attack with their hijabs.
  6. Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
  7. Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to. She's the only one that finishes before I do.
  8. I bought six wine bottles in the supermarket. The cashier said, 'Do you want a box?'
    I said, 'Alright, buddy, but I'm not much of a fighter.'
  9. My son found some handcuffs under our bed so I had to have "the talk" today... I'm an international crime fighter now
  10. What did Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, say after his sandwich was stolen? There goes my hero!

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Fighter One Liners

Which fighter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fighter? I can suggest the ones about athlete and boxing.

  1. I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA
  2. My career as a street fighter didn't last very long... I broke my hand punching a curb.
  3. They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews
  4. We should invite all of the ISIS fighters to Texas. They could have a yeehawd.
  5. What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions? A crime fighter
  6. What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions? A crime fighter.
  7. Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts? Cause otherwise, they'd be boxers!!!
  8. Why weren't Soviet fighter jets ever any good? Cause they were always Stalin
  9. Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine.
  10. What do uou call a formally dressed fighter? A tie-fighter
  11. Why does the baker rarely get into arguments? He's a loafer, not a fighter.
  12. Street Fighter Dad Joke Chun-Li: Can I ask you a question, Ryu?
    Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
  13. What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan.
  14. What sounds do TIE Fighter lasers make? P2W! P2W!
  15. I'm both a lover and a fighter I last about the same time in each event.

Fighter Pilot Jokes

Here is a list of funny fighter pilot jokes and even better fighter pilot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When under stress, you have to choose between the fight or the flight response. Unless... you're a fighter pilot...then you can do both.
  • What do Michael Jackson and a fighter pilot shooting down a balloon have in common? Both are King of Pop.
  • How do you identify a fighter pilot at a bar? You don't, he'll come up and tell you.
  • What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire? Thai Fighters.
  • The ace fighter pilot Robin olds and super man got into an arm restling competition. The loser had to wear underwear on the outside for the rest of their life.
  • Why are Fighter Pilots so bad at golf? Too many bogeys.
  • why couldn't the Japanese fighter pilots fight? because they had ZERO FIGHTER PLANES!!!!
  • If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of h**..., she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.
  • I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had s**...!
  • My grandfather shot down 20 German b**... in the war. Poor Friedrich, he was never cut out to be a fighter pilot.

Jet Fighter Jokes

Here is a list of funny jet fighter jokes and even better jet fighter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My brother took out 23 Russian fighter jets. He's the worst mechanic in all of Moscow.
  • Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters. Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.
  • The upward ejector seat was a great invention for fighter jets ... ... but I'm happy they didn't put it in a helicopter.
  • Why did the fighter jet go to the doctors office? Because it had ejectile dysfunction.
  • My love life is like a Russian fighter jet... ... I get shot down before I even get close.
  • Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist.
  • What do you call a cross between an Encyclopedia and a squadron of fighter jets? [OC] Flying in-formation.
  • What do you call a jet fighter when you put a wig on it? A hairier jump jet!
  • What do a c**... and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit.
  • What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Fighter joke, What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp?

Street Fighter Jokes

Here is a list of funny street fighter jokes and even better street fighter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Ryu (Street Fighter) say when his step dad asked if he could borrow his lawnmower? Sure you can
  • Which street fighter is the least amicable? The ryudest one!!
  • contrary to popular belief... boko haram is not a street fighter character.
  • What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
  • What Street Fighter character would be a tsundere? B-b-Blanka
  • Street Fighter: What did an angry Ryu say when Ken came up to him and asked if he could go to the upper floor of the dojo? ...Shoryuken!
  • What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast? SPD Gonzales.
  • My friend asked me if he could borrow Street Fighter. Sure-you-can.
  • Hey do you mind if I play your street fighter game? SHORYUKEN!
  • Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered
Fighter joke, Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fighter can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fighter puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about fighter you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean combat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fighter prank.

A stuttering man wants to join the army

So he arrives at the base and gets in line. The first man approaches the drill seargent.
"Soldier, what do you want to do?"
"I want to drive a tank!" He is put to the tanks
The next man approaches. "I want to fly a plane!". So he takes to the skies in a fighter jet.
The stutterer then comes up.
"What do you want to to?"
"uh....uh-uh-uh---uh-uh-uh-uh..."
He was put in charge of the machine guns.

Fighter jock and the cargo pilot

A cargo plane is flying along, doing its cargo plane thing, when a fighter jet comes up alongside.
The fighter jock decides to poke some fun at the pilot who's forced to fly such an ungainly vessel.
"My plane's so much more advanced than yours. Watch this" says the jock, as he proceeds to do loop-de-loops, barrel rolls, corkscrews, and all manner of fast paced aerial acrobatics.
"Very impressive," responds the cargo pilot. "But that's nothing, watch this." For a half hour the large craft simply plods along straight as an arrow, not even so much as dipping the wings.
After a while, the cargo pilot comes back on the radio and says "So, what'd you think?"
Jock: "What d'you mean? You didn't do anything. You just flew straight for a while."
Cargo: "Oh no, that wasn't all. I got up, stretched my legs, got some coffee, went to the bathroom..."

A yooper WW2 Fighter Pilot visited a school to talk about his service

"In 19 and 42, da situation was really tough. The Germans, dey had a very strong Air Force. I remember dis one day I was protectin' da b**... and suddenly, from outta da clouds, dese fokkers appeared."
*At this point, several of the children giggle*
"I looked up, and right above me was one of da fokkers. I aimed at him and shot dat fokker down. Da fokkers was everywhere, dere was anoder fokker right behind me."
The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft company"
"Ya... ya... dat's true!" says the old pilot, "but dese fokkers was flyin' Messerschmidts."

I'd like to tell you that I'm a lover, not a fighter...

Unfortunately, I've been punched in the face more often than I've gotten laid. Thus, statistically....
Followup: So let me tell you about the only time I've ever been punched in the face...

What's common to the cockpit of a modern fighter aircraft and the inside of a headhunter's hut?

The heads-up display

ISIS Joke

An ISIS fighter got arrested by soldiers around 10.00: "Kill me before 13.00, so that I can have lunch with the prophet and his companions in paradise" he said. One soldier answered: "No, we'll kill you after, so you'll wash the dishes"...

Gliding Eagles

Two eagles were gliding at a high altitude and discussing life, when a F-15 fighter jet zooms above them. It throws them off course and ruffles up their feathers.
They calm down and get back on track gliding next to each other.
The first eagle, excitedly 'Wow!! Now thats what I call speed!!'
The second eagle, calmly replies 'Trust me. You would be flying that fast too if your sphincter was on fire.'

Why can't the gun fighter go on Tumblr?

To many triggers.

I'm not really a fighter...

I'm more pass a fist

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution?

Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead.

What do you call a dead IS fighter

WAS fighter.

Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane?

He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.

Have you heard of the hysterical TIE fighter squadron?

... lol lol lol lol ...

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Johny the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you
grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest p**..., give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Johnny's p**...."

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Morning after

The morning after pill...did you know it's called the "anti-baby pill" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the "regret pill". However in Chicago it's called the "crime fighter" pill.

He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse.

He was Gladiator.

Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law?

Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.

Street Fighter is kinda like gay s**...

It's got two dudes trying to land a finishing blow.

Some fighters are especially happy.

They're called glad-iators.

What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop?

Doner McGregor

I used to be a cage fighter.

Now I only fight humans.

An ISIS fighter I stopped at a roadblock

The soldier stops him, "Where are you heading?"
The fighter take out his knife and points in front of him and replies, "I'll beheading that way."

What does a resistance fighter eat for breakfast?

His Nom de guerre

An ISIS fighter walks into a gaming convention

Whats the difference between a t**... and a freedom fighter?

Well mostly, it depends on who's reporting the news.

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and an executed Chinese civil right fighter?

They both wanted to be wight

Here's proof why Sony won't make a "PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale 2"

It's a "Cross Platform Fighter".

There once was a famous fighter, anointed by the king in ancient france. After his death, all other knights swore to carry on his battle tactics, named after him in his honor, for all wars to come.

His name was Sir Render.

What do you call a stormtrooper that knows martial arts?

A thai fighter!

Comedian MMA fighter strangles man

with a jokehold

What kind of wrist would be worst off against an angry UFC fighter fighting out of Afghanistan?

A t**....

What's the name of MMA fighter John Jones 2 brothers that played in the NBA?

Manute Bol & Turina Bol

What do you call a fire fighter that was fired?

Unemployed

He got his name, how exactly?

In the movie Rocky , it's explained by our hero, the reason why you would call a left handed fighter, a southpaw - reason being that this one left handed fighter from the south, would point his left paw to the south, reminding the audience that he was a southern boy.
That's all good and fine, I just hope mr. Eastwood didn't get his name in a similar way...

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane!

He pointed his finger at it and yelled bang!

What do you call a Stormtrooper in a tuxedo/suit?

A tie fighter.

In the movie Top Gun, there are hot shot pilots pushing everything to the limit in sophisticated fighter jets.

Statistically they were GOING to lose a pilot, but even Death didn't know which one to take so he just walked around the room like "Duck, duck..."

TIL Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

Jim Jones was the best fighter of all time.

He knocked out over 900 people with just one punch.

I'm actually the second best fighter In the world.

I know, because I've been in hundreds of fights - and came in second in each of those.

What did Ryu and Ken find at Chuck-E-Cheese?

**HA TOKEN!**
**- - -**
(Street Fighter joke, but I know my fellow nerds lurk this sub)

If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest...

...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?

A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says hey you want to hear a blonde joke?

The woman responds, before you tell your blonde joke, let me tell YOU something. I'm a professional MMA fighter and I'm blonde. The woman next to me is a professional kickboxer and she's blonde too. Oh and next to her, a judo instructor. Also blonde. You still want to tell me that blonde joke?
The man turns back to his beer. Ughh. Not if I have to explain it THREE times.

A truck driver was having a quiet drink at a Road House in the middle of nowhere when 4 bikies turned up.

They walked inside and had a look around to see the driver was the only one else in the bar. They walked directly up to him and without warning, started to beat the living s**... out of him.
Eventually, they let him leave and they walk up to the bar to get a drink. The first one says to the bartender, That guy wasn't much of a fighter.
The bartender looks outside and says He's not much of a truck driver either. He just ran over all of your bikes.

-Trix and -Tor as suffixes

Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women.
So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. And so on.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for men and women, and **trix is for kids**.

Growing up, I always wanted to be a prize fighter, or a lawyer.

Everyone would ask me, boxers or briefs?

Fighter joke, What did Ryu (Street Fighter) say when his step dad asked if he could borrow his lawnmower?

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