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- I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone.
- The First Rule of Fight Club... ... Is to not talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club...
Please keep your seat belt on at all times when the light is on. - fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting
- Fight Club was awesome! Hey guys so I found this Fight Club last night and had a blast! I showed up a little late so I missed some of the rules but I highly recommend it!
- Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend.
- I took a girl to Fight Club. Terrible place for a first date. We had nothing to talk about.
- Everyone is surprised when I tell them I've never seen the movie fight club I don't see what the big deal is. No one really talks about it.
- Why dont people from abusive families report the violence? Because first rule of fight club is not to talk about the fight club
- I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!
- Being a vegan is like the opposite of fight club the first rule about being vegan is to tell everyone that you are vegan
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Fight Club One Liners
Which fight club one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fight club? I can suggest the ones about street fighter and fighter.
- You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days
- My friend blamed himself for creating a fight club I told him "Don't beat yourself up"
- My friend thanked me for inviting him along to Fight Club. I replied "Don't mention it."
- Fight Club turns 18 this year.... but I don't want to talk about it.
- What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
- Why wouldn't a "Fight Club" video game sell well? The marketing would be nonexistent.
- I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub
- First rule of tortilla fight club- You don't talk about the taco bout
- When is Fight Club scheduled to reopen? there's no telling
- United Airlines does not want you to talk about them So they made a Fight Club
- It took me almost 19 years to finally figure out what ufc stood for United Fight Club
- What is the first rule of fight club? Never have it at the Saudi consulate
- What's the image of your perfect bank? (Actual ad tagline) The end of Fight Club
- If fight club was made in Canada "The first rule is: you never talk aboot fight club."
- The first rule of The Liars Club: Tell everybody you're in the Fight Club
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What funny jokes about fight club you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mma fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fight club pranks.
And the final rule of Fight Club is...
...just have fun and try your best.
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I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club.
I shot a hole in Juan.
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A Man Got Into a Fight at a s**... Club
He lost, but in the end he fought hard.
I'm starting a fight club...
First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet
In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist.
Turns out he was Wong the whole time.
Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!
Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently
The baby seals put up less of a fight though...
The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference.
The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference.
I missed the first day of Fight Club
But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it.
I was so thankful....
I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club.
"Don't mention it!", he said.
Book club leader: "So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think?"
[No one responds]
Fight Club is the best bromance movie
that never happened!
Did you hear about United Airline's new inflight game, Mile-high Fight Club Simulator?
It never took off
Why does United require you sign an NDA?
The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.
What do you say to someone who has never seen Fight Club?
Don't beat yourself up about it.
BREAKING: Jack Black and Lewis Black arrested after fight outside NYC comedy club.
A classic case of Black on Black crime
How do you know if a squirrel is flirting with you?
You DO NOT talk about fight club!
Why did everyone else quit after Gandhi joined the Fight Club?
First rule of fight club is: You shall speak the truth about Fight Club
What is the opposite to being a member of Fight Club?
Being a Vegan.
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First rule of Fight Club
g**... I've already broken it.
Fight club did not win an Oscar because...
...the academy couldn't talk about it.
Why was the man looking into the window of a crowded fight club?
He wanted to see the punchline.
I really wish people followed the first rule about Fight Club.
*It's not that good of a movie!*
Two women were caught running a child care center fight club. This is not a laughing matter.
Because they forgot the one rule. You don't talk about fight club
Therapist: What's the issue?
Dave: They kicked me out of Fight Club
Therapist: You want to talk about it?
Dave: That's right
Two guys are standing in an empty warehouse at night, looking around
One of them turns to the other one and says, You know, maybe we should start talkIng about Fight Club.
The first rule of Fight Club is...
Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it's your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others' allergies.
Missed Orientation Class of Fight Club
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
Not mine and could be old but this will not age
What's the difference between fight club and narcissist club?
You always talk about narcissist club.
