Fight Club Jokes

And the final rule of Fight Club is...

...just have fun and try your best.

Being a vegan is like the opposite of fight club

the first rule about being vegan is to tell everyone that you are vegan

A Man Got Into a Fight at a s**... Club

He lost, but in the end he fought hard.

I'm starting a fight club...

First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet

In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist.

Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!

Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently

The baby seals put up less of a fight though...

The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference.

The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference.

I love Fight Club!

I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!

I missed the first day of Fight Club

But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it.

Late to Fight Club

Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club.

Just got home from my first meeting with "fight club"

It was super fun, lots of blood. I was a little late though, so I missed the part were they went trough the rules. Eh, probably nothing important anyway.

Everyone is surprised when I tell them I've never seen the movie fight club

I don't see what the big deal is. No one really talks about it.

I was so thankful....

I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club.
"Don't mention it!", he said.

I took a girl to Fight Club. Terrible place for a first date.

We had nothing to talk about.

Book club leader: "So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think?"

[No one responds]

Fight Club is the best bromance movie

that never happened!

The first rule of The Liars Club:

Tell everybody you're in the Fight Club

It took me almost 19 years to finally figure out what ufc stood for

United Fight Club

Did you hear about United Airline's new inflight game, Mile-high Fight Club Simulator?

It never took off

Last night I went to a group activity called Fight Club...

I arrived late so I didn't hear the rules, but I enjoyed it anyway.

Why does United require you sign an NDA?

The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

Did you hear about the fight club where cows smoked m**...?

The steaks were high.

What do you say to someone who has never seen Fight Club?

Don't beat yourself up about it.

BREAKING: Jack Black and Lewis Black arrested after fight outside NYC comedy club.

A classic case of Black on Black crime

How do you know if a squirrel is flirting with you?

You DO NOT talk about fight club!

If fight club was made in Canada

"The first rule is: you never talk aboot fight club."

Why did everyone else quit after Gandhi joined the Fight Club?

First rule of fight club is: You shall speak the truth about Fight Club

First rule of Fight Club

g**... I've already broken it.

Fight club did not win an Oscar because...

...the academy couldn't talk about it.

What's the image of your perfect bank? (Actual ad tagline)

The end of Fight Club

Why was the man looking into the window of a crowded fight club?

He wanted to see the punchline.

What is the first rule of fight club?

Never have it at the Saudi consulate

Two women were caught running a child care center fight club. This is not a laughing matter.

Because they forgot the one rule. You don't talk about fight club

Fight Club is a pretty overlooked movie.

Nobody talks about it these days

Therapist: What's the issue?

Dave: They kicked me out of Fight Club
Therapist: You want to talk about it?
Dave: That's right

Just got back from my first Fight Club meeting...

I arrived a bit late so I missed all the rules, but it should be fine.

Two guys are standing in an empty warehouse at night, looking around

One of them turns to the other one and says, You know, maybe we should start talkIng about Fight Club.

I was late to my first Fight Club meeting so unfortunately I missed some of the rules

But I still had a really awesome time and I can't wait to share my experience with everyone on Facebook.

The first rule of Fight Club is...

Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it's your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others' allergies.

I was late for my first meeting of Fight Club last night and I missed the rules.

Anyway I enjoyed Fight Club, and I really recommend Fight Club.

Why dont people from abusive families report the violence?

Because first rule of fight club is not to talk about the fight club

Missed Orientation Class of Fight Club

Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
Not mine and could be old but this will not age

What's the difference between fight club and narcissist club?

You always talk about narcissist club.

Went to my first fight club last night

I got there a bit late so I missed the orientation but wow it was amazing. If anyone wants more information, let me know!
\- credit to my friend Brian who popped this one off last night. He's not a very original sort so I'm sure he stole it from somewhere.