Fig Newton Jokes
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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?
They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
What's the worlds most forceful fig?
The Fig Newton.
What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard?
Fig Newton's law.
I know Jesus can turn water into wine...
But can He turn figs into Newtons?
(Probably a repost but im high and this funny to me right now)
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When it comes to Newtons...
Go fig or go home!
What is a physicist's favorite cookie?
Sig-fig Newtons
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