Fig Jokes

Funniest Fig Short Jokes

Short fig jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fig humour may include short section jokes also.

1. I had a dream about a breath freshener left on my pillow. I ate it and it tasted like a fig. Then I woke up. Guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination.
2. What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton? They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
3. Knock, knock. *Who's there?*
   Figs.
   *Figs who?*
   Figs the doorbell, I've been knocking forever!
4. I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination.
5. Eve wore a fig leaf in the garden but what did Adam wear? He wore a hole in that fig leaf.
6. Chrysippus death joke while watching a donkey eat some figs, he exclaimed
   "Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs!"
   and died in the subsequent fit of laughter.
7. I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos but they were fig mints of my imagination.
8. Imagine what a fig-flavored mint would taste like. Got it? Good.
   That's a fig-mint of your imagination.
9. What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard? Fig Newton's law.
10. I know Jesus can turn water into wine... But can He turn figs into Newtons?
    (Probably a repost but im high and this funny to me right now)

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Fig One Liners

Which fig one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fig? I can suggest the ones about figure and mint.

1. I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet. Next, I'm going to try a fig.
2. I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. Tonight I'm going to have a fig!
3. Did Adam & Eve ever had a date? No. They only had a fig!
4. Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom? Because he couldn't find a date!
5. What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton.
6. In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it.
7. Adam and Eve If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
   A hole in it!
8. Why'd the apple go out with the fig? Because he couldn't find a date.
9. what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons
10. What do British nuclear engineers eat? Fig Neutrons.
11. Why did the chicken dance with a fig? It couldn't get a date.
12. Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies? Because he couldn't find a date!
13. If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.
14. I never get any dates... Because I personally prefer figs. Even though god hates figs.
15. When it comes to Newtons... Go fig or go home!

Date And Fig Jokes

Here is a list of funny date and fig jokes and even better date and fig puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You ever been tricked into eating a fig against your will? That's a date r**....

Fig Newton Jokes

Here is a list of funny fig newton jokes and even better fig newton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is a physicist's favorite cookie? Sig-fig Newtons

Hilarious Fun Fig Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about fig you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean imagination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fig pranks.