Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes
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- What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
- Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....
[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers] - I think it's only fair the week after Black Friday be called White Friday And then with the remaining Fridays before the next Black Friday, you can have fifty shades of grey.
- Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food? They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!
- What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'? A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio
- In art class, I saw my friend making a gradient from dark to light on his paper with his pencil today. "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..." - "Fifty Shades of Grey" gives its readers unrealistic expectations. It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.
- What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common? They both only have fifty shades of grey.
- Why does Bruce Banner have Fifty Shades of Grey on his iPhone? Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.
- Fifty Shades of Grey: Dog Edition Dog Anastasia's Friend: "How did the interview go?"
Dog Anastasia: "Didn't even happen. I just couldn't figure out which one was Mr Grey"
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Fifty Shades Of Grey One Liners
Which fifty shades of grey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fifty shades of grey? I can suggest the ones about shades grey and fifty.
- Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema.
- Fifty Shades of Grey has no plot. It's just all c**....
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Colorblind people are wondering why is everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey
I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey".
I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".
Fifty Shades of Grey.
I hear that when you go see Fifty Shades of Grey, some theaters, to go along with the theme of the film, will tie moviegoers to their chairs. It has been determined that the real reason for this is that it is the only way to get people to sit through the entire movie.
My girlfriend wanted to act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey
It was the scene where Christian wanted to buy Anastasia a new Audi...
Did you hear, Henry Winker is directing the new Fifty Shades of Grey Sequel?
Yeah, it comes out next year. It's called Fifty Shades of Aaaaayyy!
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Forty minutes before we get to the first s**... scene in Fifty Shades Of Grey?
They do beat around the bush...
I asked the girl I've been dating to see Fifty Shades of Grey with me this weekend, but I think she's worried were moving too fast.
She seemed concerned and said she didn't want to be tied down.
A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater
takes a deep breath and says " MMM ... I guess I'm at a fish market"
Should I bring a box of tissues to the new 'Fifty Shades of Grey' film?
I hear it's very sad.
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Being color blind really s**... but...
It's still not the worst way to see fifty shades of Grey
What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey?
Rope and chains.
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50 Shades of Grey
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to s**....
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there n**... and n**...
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.