Fifty Shades Jokes
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- What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
- My wife said she wanted to see "Fifty Shades Of Grey". So I showed her a picture of her hair.
- When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking
- Colorblind people are wondering why is everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey
- Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.
- Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
- Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....
[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers] - I think it's only fair the week after Black Friday be called White Friday And then with the remaining Fridays before the next Black Friday, you can have fifty shades of grey.
- Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food? They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!
- I turned on the TV, and it was static My wife asked me, "what's that noise?" I said "fifty shades of gray"
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Fifty Shades One Liners
Which fifty shades one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fifty shades? I can suggest the ones about fifty and 50 cent.
- I've just written a book called "Fifty Shades of Gravy" It's very saucy
- What movie are people coming early to? Fifty Shades Freed.
- Have you heard they are make Fifty Shades of Red movie? I heard its a period piece.
- 50 Fifty Shades of Green
- Would it be awesome if Fifty Shades movie will get... 69% on rottentomatoes?
- What lies between 290 and 340? Fifty shades of GRE
- a little girl asked me what my favourite book was I replied.
"Fifty shades of crayola," - What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black
- Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema.
- I'm going to release a book on horses soon... I shall name it 'Fifty Shades of Neigh'
- Fifty Shades of Grey has no plot. It's just all c**....
- What would a book on b**... culture written in alabama be called? Fifty Shades of Hay.
- What is the equine book on b**... entitled? Fifty Shades of Neigh
- What do you call a k**... australian romance novel? Fifty shades of G'Day
- Did you hear about the new Fairy b**... book? Fifty Shades of Fae.
Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes
Here is a list of funny fifty shades of grey jokes and even better fifty shades of grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'? A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio
- In art class, I saw my friend making a gradient from dark to light on his paper with his pencil today. "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..." - "Fifty Shades of Grey" gives its readers unrealistic expectations. It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.
- What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common? They both only have fifty shades of grey.
- Why does Bruce Banner have Fifty Shades of Grey on his iPhone? Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.
- Fifty Shades of Grey: Dog Edition Dog Anastasia's Friend: "How did the interview go?"
Dog Anastasia: "Didn't even happen. I just couldn't figure out which one was Mr Grey" - My girlfriend wanted to act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey It was the scene where Christian wanted to buy Anastasia a new Audi...
- Did you hear, Henry Winker is directing the new Fifty Shades of Grey Sequel? Yeah, it comes out next year. It's called Fifty Shades of Aaaaayyy!
- I asked the girl I've been dating to see Fifty Shades of Grey with me this weekend, but I think she's worried were moving too fast. She seemed concerned and said she didn't want to be tied down.
- A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater takes a deep breath and says " MMM ... I guess I'm at a fish market"
Uplifting Fifty Shades Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
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50 Shades of Grey
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to s**....
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there n**... and n**...
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
Fifty Shades of Grey
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Should I bring a box of tissues to the new 'Fifty Shades of Grey' film?
I hear it's very sad.
Fifty Shades of Grey.
I hear that when you go see Fifty Shades of Grey, some theaters, to go along with the theme of the film, will tie moviegoers to their chairs. It has been determined that the real reason for this is that it is the only way to get people to sit through the entire movie.
What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey?
Rope and chains.
Forty minutes before we get to the first s**... scene in Fifty Shades Of Grey?
They do beat around the bush...
A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie...
He replies, "I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."
Being color blind really s**... but...
It's still not the worst way to see fifty shades of Grey
My wife made me go to a b**... book reading today with whole families and children.
I think the book was called fifty shades of Christ.
I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey".
I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".
So i was thinking of making a documentary on SoundCloud Rappers...
I was gonna call it "Fifty Shades of AYE"