Fifty Birthday Jokes
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"You don't look a day over fifty!" I told the mother-in-law on her birthday.
Slightly ruined her 38th.
A hundred year old woman from Texas was asked the secret to longevity.
On her birthday the local news came by and asked her the secret to long life. She said that every morning she takes a shot of whiskey and a spoonful of gunpowder with her breakfast. Her family agreed that every day for decades she had downed a spoonful of gunpowder. She died not long after this of natural causes. She left her house to her kids, her money to charity, and a fifty foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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