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Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
Why does bourbon come in fifths?
Because you need it when you're too tense.
California Census
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.
Quick question
Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?
Why are perfect fifths now considered politically incorrect?
Because the overtone window shifted.
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What do you call a bunch of musicians jerking each other off?
A c**... of fifths.
What did one fifth say to two fifths when they fought?
We should compromise.
Three friends make a bet
to see who can order and eat the most without ordering a full portion of the meal.
The first man points to a burger and chips and says, "I would like this, but I only want three quarters of the meal." So the guy gets the meal with less chips than the standard meal and eats it all.
The second man points to a steak and says, "I want four fifths of this steak." The order is brought out and the man eats it up.
The third man points to a sandwich and says, "I would like one slice of bread, as opposed to this sandwich." So sure enough, he gets the one slice of bread and he eats it all up. The other two men start to laugh at him until he says:
"Why are you laughing? I won. Mine was a wholemeal."
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