The FIFA headquarters.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"
GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...they are all currently at her funeral!"
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FIFA FEVER
A man takes his seat at the FIFA World Cup final.
He looks to his left and notices that there is an empty seat between himself and the next guy.
Man:"Who would ever miss the World cup final?"
Guy:"That was my wife's seat. We've been to the last five World Cup finals together. But sadly she passed away."
Man:"I'm so sorry..and it's very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
Guy:"No... they're all at her funeral."
It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.
A frenchman alks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman
The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?"
Englishman: " Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!"
Frenchman: "What a coincidence...?! We're playing them on Sunday!"
The boys are coming home.
Turn off Fifa and go to bed
Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.
Just do it
**None**. They operate in the **dark**.
They had to remove their Blatter.
They will be introducing the $50 'Sergio Ramos' pack with release, which will allow players to break the rules without punishment to win games.
^^^^FUCK ^^^^RAMOS
What a kick in the balls.
Guy: "who'd ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"
Man: "That was my wife's seat, we have been to the last five World cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
Guy: "Oh.... That's terrible and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat..
But, these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member or friend with you?"
Man: " No .....
They all are at her funeral! "
They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to.
There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.
Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.
Me: Because your mom loves roses.
Son: What about me?
Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.
Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump
They glance around the bar and notice people really enjoy drinking, so they buy the bar.
The CEO of FIFA decides to build onto the bar using cheap laborers, many of which will die.
The CEO of The NCAA decides to bring in business by having his employees play continuous beer pong tournaments, many of which will have brain damage later in life.
The bar then makes each CEO over 1 billion dollars.
One day Jesus walks into the bar and orders a Bloody Mary.
Just as the bartender makes the drink the two CEOS walk into the bar and say to Jesus "Im sorry sir, we cant serve you. We are a non-prophet organization."
It's great being the Emir of Qatar.
A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.
Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once
The Police.
This joke got their PR chief fired today.
No body expected the Spanish inquisition
Me: Against whom?
sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes
Because he didn't want to look like a dick after seeing how much Trump likes to cup them.
FIFA - fo - fum
Meaning Son Heung-min will officially be included in FIFA 19 instead of Battlefield 5.
They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil
A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: Who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?
GUY: That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.
MAN: Oh… that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?
GUY: No…they are all currently at her funeral!
and Brazil.
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