The Best 44 Fifa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fifa jokes. There are some fifa controversy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fifa scandal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fifa Jokes and Puns

The new FIFA videogame will come in the following difficulties: World Class, Professional, Semi Pro, Amateur...

and Brazil.

I went out and bought FIFA the other day.

It's great being the Emir of Qatar.

The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada

FIFA Las Vegas

Fifa joke, The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

**None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers?

The FIFA headquarters.


FIFA walks into a jail cell...

What's the difference between God and FIFA boss Sepp Blatter?

God doesn't believe he's Sepp Blatter.

Fifa joke, What's the difference between God and FIFA boss Sepp Blatter?

Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal...

Just do it

The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday

sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes

Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal:

Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:

"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving?

The police

The Fifa president, Secretary General, and communications director are in a car. Who is driving?

The Police.

This joke got their PR chief fired today.

The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving?

The police.

(c) by Walter De Gregorio, Fifa communications director

The president of FIFA, the secretary general and the media spokesman are all in one car. Who drives?

"The Police"

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Fifa joke, Trading ps or Xbox gift cards for ps3 fifa 15 coin accounts

NASA's New Horizons probe has shown that Pluto is a remote, hostile, and barren planet...

this means it's now the front-runner to be awarded the next Fifa World Cup.

Reforming FIFA analogy-1

Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest.

It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.


What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common?

They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to.

FIFA Ethics Committee

I guess FIFA had to pee cause they couldn't hold their Blatter anymore.

I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16

Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once

Guess we'll be seeing more of Ronaldo on the cover of EA Fifa now..

or is the Barstillona ?

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup

Turn off Fifa and go to bed

Why is FIFA never on the same year as the summer olympics?

Because all the players are on the diving team.

New features in FIFA 19

There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

True Love

Guy: "who'd ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

Man: "That was my wife's seat, we have been to the last five World cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

Guy: "Oh.... That's terrible and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat..
But, these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member or friend with you?"

Man: " No .....
They all are at her funeral! "

Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary

Me: Against whom?

While on the beanstalk, what did the giant say when watching the World Cup?

FIFA - fo - fum

Like Mexico winning a FIFA World Cup game against Germany...

No body expected the Spanish inquisition

Germany's loss in the fifa world cup doesn't come as a surprise

They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil

Son: Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?

Me: Because your mom loves roses.

Son: What about me?

Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cupβ„’ Russia 2018.

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.

β€ͺWhat's the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup?‬

A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.

FIFA World Cup 2018

A frenchman alks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman

The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?"

Englishman: " Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!"

Frenchman: "What a coincidence...?! We're playing them on Sunday!"

What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup?

The boys are coming home.

BREAKING NEWS: South Korea have won the Asian Games...

Meaning Son Heung-min will officially be included in FIFA 19 instead of Battlefield 5.

My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television.

So I put Fifa on and played in snowy conditions.

What's the difference between the 2018 Fifa World Cup and 21 Savage?

Only one came home.

Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.

Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.

What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.

Help, we think our son has become a troll

He hides in his room. We ask what he's doing. He hollers FIFA fo fun!

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