Fifa Jokes

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers?

The FIFA headquarters.

Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest.

It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.

FIFA World Cup 2018

A frenchman alks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman

The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?"

Englishman: " Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!"

Frenchman: "What a coincidence...?! We're playing them on Sunday!"

What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup?

The boys are coming home.

What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup

Turn off Fifa and go to bed

Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal:

Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:

"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.

Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal...

Just do it

Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.

Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

**None**. They operate in the **dark**.

FIFA Ethics Committee

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What's the difference between the 2018 Fifa World Cup and 21 Savage?

Only one came home.

True Love

Guy: "who'd ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

Man: "That was my wife's seat, we have been to the last five World cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

Guy: "Oh.... That's terrible and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat..
But, these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member or friend with you?"

Man: " No .....
They all are at her funeral! "

What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common?

They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to.

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

New features in FIFA 19

There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

Reforming FIFA analogy-1

Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

Son: Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?

Me: Because your mom loves roses.

Son: What about me?

Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.

‪What's the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup?‬

A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.

Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary

Me: Against whom?

The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday

sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes

The Fifa president, Secretary General, and communications director are in a car. Who is driving?

The Police.

This joke got their PR chief fired today.

I went out and bought FIFA the other day.

It's great being the Emir of Qatar.

I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16

Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once

Like Mexico winning a FIFA World Cup game against Germany...

No body expected the Spanish inquisition

Germany's loss in the fifa world cup doesn't come as a surprise

They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil

While on the beanstalk, what did the giant say when watching the World Cup?

FIFA - fo - fum

BREAKING NEWS: South Korea have won the Asian Games...

Meaning Son Heung-min will officially be included in FIFA 19 instead of Battlefield 5.

The new FIFA videogame will come in the following difficulties: World Class, Professional, Semi Pro, Amateur...

and Brazil.

The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada

FIFA Las Vegas