Fifa Jokes

Funniest Fifa Short Jokes

Short fifa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fifa humour may include short football jokes also.

1. Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest. It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.
2. What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup? The boys are coming home.
3. Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
   "FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
4. Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it
5. Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat. Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.
6. Help, we think our son has become a troll He hides in his room. We ask what he's doing. He hollers FIFA fo fun!
7. New features in FIFA 19 There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.
8. Son: Dad, why is my sister's name Rose? Me: Because your mom loves roses.
   Son: What about me?
   Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.
9. Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump
10. The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes

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Fifa One Liners

Which fifa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fifa? I can suggest the ones about bribe and controversy.

1. What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed
2. FIFA Ethics Committee
3. Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter.
4. What's the difference between the 2018 Fifa World Cup and 21 Savage? Only one came home.
5. The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt.
6. Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES? Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.
7. I went out and bought FIFA the other day. It's great being the Emir of Qatar.
8. FIFA walks into a jail cell...
9. Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary Me: Against whom?
10. Trading ps or Xbox gift cards for ps3 fifa 15 coin accounts
11. What did FIFA 2018 taught us? Germany always looses in Russia
12. I guess FIFA had to pee cause they couldn't hold their Blatter anymore.
13. The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas
14. EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI
15. FIFA 16 career mode- 'Your star striker will be out for 9 months due to pregnancy'

Fifa World Jokes

Here is a list of funny fifa world jokes and even better fifa world puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• ‪What's the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup?‬ A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.
• Like Mexico winning a FIFA World Cup game against Germany... No body expected the Spanish inquisition
• While on the beanstalk, what did the giant say when watching the World Cup? FIFA - fo - fum
• NASA's New Horizons probe has shown that Pluto is a remote, hostile, and barren planet... this means it's now the front-runner to be awarded the next Fifa World Cup.
• The new FIFA videogame will come in the following difficulties: World Class, Professional, Semi Pro, Amateur... and Brazil.
• Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
• Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?
  Ones in a cup

Ridiculous Fifa Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about fifa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scandal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fifa pranks.