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161 field jokes and hilarious field puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about field that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores jokes that make light of the various "fields" in our world. From track and field to medical fields, oil fields to corn fields, we provide a fun selection of jokes that will make you chuckle. Other topics including a left field, cotton field, magnetic field, Wrigley Field, and a farm meadow with daisies are all discussed in this article.

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Funniest Field Short Jokes

Short field jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The field humour may include short area jokes also.

  1. I told my daughter, Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field. Puzzled, she asked, What's that got to do with anything? I chuckled, "Well, that means..." "It's pasture bedtime!
  2. Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this nfl draft thing.
  3. I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
  4. I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field
  5. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
  6. An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently.
  7. A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around? Yeah, the other cow says. Makes me glad I'm a penguin.
  8. Dad -- Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field. Daughter -- What's that got to do with anything?

    Dad -- That means it's pasture bed time.
  9. Did you know, that if you take all of the human organs and spread them out on a football field. You get arrested
  10. Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
    He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
    The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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Field One Liners

Which field one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with field? I can suggest the ones about firm and filed.

  1. A farmer had 196 cows in his field When he rounded them up he had 200
  2. Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field.
    Sorry.
  3. Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry.
  4. Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  5. How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying.
  6. If you notice cows sleeping in a field... does that mean it's pasture bedtime? :)
  7. How can you identify a good farmer? He's out standing in his field.
  8. Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field.
  9. What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.
  10. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  11. A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
  12. Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.
  13. A degree in agriculture is great to have. It allows you to work in a variety of fields.
  14. Why did the spring onion win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
  15. Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field.

Field Trip Jokes

Here is a list of funny field trip jokes and even better field trip puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard.
  • When Amish kids go on a field trip… do they just go to a different field?
  • My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz.
  • Today in elementary school. Teacher: Next week, we have a field trip to travel to Uranus.
    Kid: Myanus?
    Teacher: No... You're traveling to timeout for field trip.
  • If you take acid at a track meet... is it a field trip?
  • Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip? It lost its parmesan slip.
  • Why did the general get arrested during a field trip to his military base? He was exposing his privates to children.
  • How do you call an iteration over an array? A field trip.
  • What did the math teacher say to the student on the field trip? You're on the Rhombus.
  • Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says "30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"

Field Corn Jokes

Here is a list of funny field corn jokes and even better field corn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cob of corn finishes his service in the army and retires as a Colonel in good standing among his field
  • What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.
  • A corn farmer asked his field "are you listening?" To which the field responded "I'm all ears"
  • Did you hear about the lieutenant that had to watch a corn field? He's a colonel now
  • What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized.
  • I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize.
  • Did you hear about the Russian plane that had to land in the middle of a corn crop? Don't worry, that pilot is the best in the field.
  • Hey girl, do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.
  • You know why corn fields are the best to tell dad jokes to? Cause they're all ears.
  • The corn industry has been doing well these past few years. It's a growing field.
Field joke, The corn industry has been doing well these past few years.

Corn Field Jokes

Here is a list of funny corn field jokes and even better corn field puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Wanna know what's really corny? A field of corn.
  • Did you know some farmers employ horses to watch over their fields? Its hay per view corn.
  • Why did the farmer talk to his corn field? Because they were all ears.
  • Why was the corn farmer paranoid? Because the field has ears.
  • I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears.
  • Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field.
  • Two corny jokes Why did the farmer standing in the field call 911?
    He thought he was being stalked.
    Why did the corn go to the doctor?
    It had an ear infection.
  • Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? Because, corn has ears!
  • What did the unicorn say to the other unicorn? We have been out here in the fields for so long that I can't believe we made it to university corn!
  • I've decided I really dont like driving through corn fields at night They're very eerie.

Track And Field Jokes

Here is a list of funny track and field jokes and even better track and field puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've met a track and field athlete that commonly chokes whenever he runs too fast, It became a running gag for him.
  • Enemies of Russia enjoy which track and field sport the most? Shot Putin.
  • My essay question is: "The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can." "Discus."
  • Track and field is perfect for introverts. The goal is the be there the shortest time possible.
  • My track and field team complained that the hurdles were too short But I'm not worried, they'll get over it
  • Three men go into a bar... but the fourth guy cleared it. Looks like he's taking home the gold medal!
    I love a good track & field competition.
  • How is a track and field athlete like an American soldier? They're both good at using javelins.
  • What are the most athletic rodents?
    Track and field mice.
  • Ever since I was young, I always used to run away from my problems It was no surprise when I got accepted to my college's track and field sports team
  • Oldie.....Mexico will never win an Olympic medal in swimming or track and field..... ... because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim lives in the United States.

Medical Field Jokes

Here is a list of funny medical field jokes and even better medical field puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call it when a medical student is exploring the different types of practices they are interested in? A field trip
  • Gotta admire the n**...'s ethics on medical research... ...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals.
Field joke, Gotta admire the n**...'s ethics on medical research...

Silly Field Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about field you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean facility jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make field pranks.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a v**...."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get s**...."

A DEA agent and a rancher

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE.........!!"

Two Snowmen are in a field...

...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion.

Have you guys heard about the scarecrow...

Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?

The Sheepdog and the Farmer

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them.
The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.
"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"
"40," replies the dog.
"What? How can there be 40?!" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"
"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

My dad's favourite joke - Harry the vampire bat

So one day Harry the vampire bat gets back to his cave, with his entire face absolutely covered with blood. All the other bats are incredulous, demanding where Harry found all the blood. Harry agrees to show them. So they all follow Harry out of the cave, over the river, and through some fields, until they get to a field with a single tree in the middle of it. All the bats are impatient, saying 'Harry is the blood here? Where is it, man? Harry replied 'You see that tree there? I didn't.'

man in a hot air balloon

A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he's lost. He lowers the balloon, spots a man down below and shouts, "Can you help me? I promised a friend I'd meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field, which is at 42 degrees N. latitude and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but your information is useless and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager"
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. And the fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now it's somehow my fault."

The engineer and the mathematician

A mathematician and an engineer are at a bar when the most beautiful woman either of them has ever seen approaches them.
She takes them to a football field and tells them, "I'm going to stand on the far goal line, and you'll stand on this one. Whichever of you reaches me first can do whatever you want to me."
"There are two rules, however. Your first move can only be to the fifty yard line, and each move following can only be half the distance of the previous."
The woman walks to the far side to the far goal line, and the race begins.
The mathematician, upon seeing her reach the goal line, breaks down in tears, because he knows that he can never make it to the far goal.
The engineer takes off immediately. He knows he can never reach her, but he can certainly get close enough for all practical purposes.

A Jets fan walks into a bar with his dog.

The bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed in here."
The man says, "But wait! This is a special dog, you have to turn on the game to see. When the Jets score, my dog does flips!"
Sure enough, when the bartender turns on the game, the Jets make a few field goals and the dog starts flipping and jumping after each kick.
"Wow," said the bartender, amazed, "that's great! What does he do when they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know, I've only had him for two years."

Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

My favorite blonde joke.

A blonde was tired of all the a**... she received because she was blond so she decided to hang herself on a tree in a field.
A man walked by and saw what was happening, approached her he asked, "What are you doing?"
She replied, "I'm going to kill myself because I can't take the a**... anymore."
The man, confused, said, "Why are you hanging by your feet? Aren't you supposed to tie the rope around your neck."
She said, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe."

Cop Jokes?

I need some really good cop jokes for a cop buddy of mine who is retiring, he asked for us to bring him the best so I turned to you guys. Have a field day!

Larry at the police station

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident

where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn. He decides to interview Steve who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Karen.
"Been out for a few have we mate?" asks the officer.
"Shuure ave mate" grins Steve.
"I realise you are very drunk sir," states the officer, "but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!"

So a kid is standing in the middle of a field with a baseball and a bat...

He tosses the ball up to hit it. He swings, misses, and yells "Strike ONE!"
Tosses it up a second time. Swings. Misses. "Strike TWO!"
On the third time he tosses it up, he swings, and yet again, misses. "Strike THREE!"
"Wow," he said. "I didn't know I was such a good pitcher!"

A man owned a small farm

A man owned a small farm near Maddock. The North Dakota Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there's my field hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I go into town and buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night," replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer sadly.

A rich man and a horse

There was a rich man that was driving past a farm, He looked over and saw a beautiful stallion standing in the field. The rich man thought, Wow I gotta have him so he pulled into the farm's entrance. He found the owner and said, "I want that horse out yonder in that field, how much do you want for him?" Well, the farmer said, "He don't look to good." Nonsense said the rich man "I'll pay you $1000 for him." But he don't look to good said the farmer. The rich man sighed and said $2000 dollars is my final offer. The farmer sold the beautiful horse to the rich man. Then one week later the rich man came back angry as ever and said, "Darn you you sold me a blind horse!" Then the farmer smiled and said "I told you, he didn't look too good!"

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.

There was a farmer who grew watermelons...

He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water melon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!!!"

Pavlov's birds

An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.

I'm going to major in m**... when I go to college...

I hear it's a growing field.

Two cows are grazing in a field...

One turns to the other and asks "Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"
The other replies "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"

BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field.

The steaks have never been higher.

Two blondes were driving along in a car...

...when they came across an open field with another blond sitting in a canoe and pretending to row it.
One blonde in the car says to the other, "See, it's things like this that gives blonde a bad reputation, if I could swim, I would go out there and bash her".

Why did the cows come back to the m**... field?

The p**... was calling the cattle back

A man asks a farmer near a field,

A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.
The farmer says, Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize?

They said he was outstanding in his field

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.
He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.
Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.
In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY."
Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

I walked past a field of cows at 3 AM and saw that they were all wide awake.

I said, "Surely it's pasture bedtime?"

Two cows were talking in a field..

One said to the other, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease?" The other says, "Yeah, good thing we're penguins".

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog

The bartender says, "No pets allowed." The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Browns game and you'll see. Whenever the Browns score, my dog does flips." The Browns keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Browns score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

There are two cows standing in a field....

The first cow says to the other, I was artificially inseminated this morning. The second cow replies, No way, I don't believe you. The first says, It's true, no bull.

Two zebras are standing in a field.

Zebra 1 asks "Hey, do you think I'm white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"
Zebra 2 responds "I don't know, why don't you go ask god?"
So, zebra 1 goes to god and asks him if he's white with black stripes or black with white stripes, to which god responds,
"You are what you are."
Later, zebra 1 returns to the field and zebra 2 asks, "So, what are you?"
Zebra 1 says, "I'm white with black stripes."
Zebra 2, looking confused, asks, "How do you know?"
Finally, zebra 1 says, "Because if I was black with white stripes, god would have said, "You is what you is.""

Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Because nobody is hiring in your field.

They said "Find something you love to do and you will never work a day in your life"

They are darn right,
that field isn't hiring!

Two cows are eating grass in a field

The first turns to the second and says "Moooooo"
The second turns to the first and says "I was just about to say that"

Two electric windmills are standing in a field.

One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".

I passed by the prison today and they were playing soccer on the field

I shouted "Pass the ball, I'm free!!"

Two windmills are in a field.

One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips."
The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.

On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"

My cows broke out of their pasture, and started grazing in my m**... field.

The steaks have never been higher.

I went cow tipping in a m**... field

The steaks were high

Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, what type of music do you like?

The other responded, I'm a huge metal fan.

Two Wind turbines are in a field.

One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan"

In Art Class...

Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Student: That's a cow in the field.
Teacher: Field? Where's the grass?
Student: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then, where's the cow?
Student: There's no grass left, you expect it to stay there..?

My friends a farmer with a huge ego problem

All I did was ask where he was and he brags that he's out standing in his field

Farmer and Son

A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank
This year, I can't plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field."
The son wrote back, Papa, don't dare plow the field That is where I hid the money I stole.
The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, Now you can plant your potatoes.

A lot of people think Sigmund Frued is a hack.

And yes, some of his theories were proven wrong but the work he did made the field of psychology so famous he should never be forgotten. They just go hand in hand, you cant have one without the mother,

People say Cows are Dumb

But I've never seen one that wasn't out standing in its field.

Two cows are standing in a field.

One cow says, Man that mad cow disease sure is scary isn't it?
The other responds, Yea it is, thank god I'm a helicopter.

A farmer isn't just good at his job

He's outstanding in his field

Use any units you'd like (actually happened in a class of mine)

Professor: Anyone want to guess the Earth's magnetic field strength? Use any units you'd like.
Student: *raises hand*
Professor: Yes?
Student: 1 Earth

Me: "It's not about how many times you fall. What matters is how many times you get back up."

Officer: "That isn't how field sobriety tests work."

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer "How long will it take me to get to the next town?"

The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes.
Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
Didn't know how fast you could walk".

Raising my fist to the sky, I roared, "It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up!"

"Sir, that's not how field sobriety tests work." the cop replied.

A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates

A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates
St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their homes.
For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. "Thank you," the ecstatic taxi driver said.
Anticipating an even bigger mansion, the priest was dismayed when they arrived at a small 1-bedroom apartment.
"St. Peter, I'm a little puzzled," the priest began. "As a clergyman, I devoted decades of my life solely to serving the Lord. How come the taxi driver got a villa, and for me, only a small apartment?"
St. Peter smiled. "Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

My cows just wandered into a field of m**...

The steaks have never been so high.

Two cows are standing in a field

The first cow says to the second have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die .
The second cow replies good thing I'm a helicopter

An old farmer wrote to his son in prison:

This year I wont be able to
plant potatoes because I cant dig the field. I know if you were here
you would help me The son wrote back: Dad don't even think of
digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole
Police read the letter and the very next day the whole field was dug
by police looking for the money but nothing was found.
The next day the son wrote again:
Now plant your potatoes dad; it's the best I can do from here.

A bus filled with politicians is speeding down a country road when it swerves into a field and hits a tree.

The farmer who owns the field and tree comes out to investigate. Then he digs a hole and buries the politicians. A few days later the sheriff drives by and sees the bus. He goes and gets the farmer and asks him where the politicians are. He says he buried them. The sheriff asks if they were all dead. The farmer says, "Some of them were but some of them were trying to tell me they weren't. But you know how politicians lie!"

Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted.

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Field joke, Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted.

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