Fidget Spinner Jokes

Funniest Fidget Spinner Short Jokes

Short fidget spinner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fidget spinner humour may include short fidget jokes also.

1. I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic... Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
2. A man walks into a bar with a fidget spinner... The man asks the bartender:
   Sir, is it okay for me to use my fidget spinner here?
   Bartender:
   Sir, it's 2017, you can be gay anywhere.
3. If you're ever in a hurry... Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.
4. I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...
5. Little kids are like fidget spinners They're overhyped.
   Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
6. What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds? A Fidget Spinner.
7. News: British man who built world's largest Rubik's cube builds world's largest fidget spinner. He then went home to the world's emptiest bed.
8. Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer. It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"
9. Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*
   Teacher: carry on
10. How is a fidget spinner like the cause of my father's heart attack? It was all the rage last year.

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Fidget Spinner One Liners

Which fidget spinner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fidget spinner? I can suggest the ones about spinning wheel and ferris wheel.

1. Fidget spinners are useless Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
2. What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
3. If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner... Would he have died for our spins?
4. Life is like a fidget spinner Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening
5. Fidget spinners were a warning For all these hurricanes!
6. 1960: I hope we have flying cars. 2017: Flying Fidget spinners.
7. What kind of Doctors use Fidget Spinners? Spin Doctors
8. What did the British painter ask his fidget spinner? "Am I your favorite autist?"
9. What do you call a yo-yo without string? Fidget Spinners
10. What do you call a stripper with parkinsons? A fidget spinner
11. TIL that Jesus hated fidget spinners. That's because he died for our spins.
12. A person uses a fidget spinner... but a small person uses a midget spinner
13. Is a fidget spinner just a... small woman with ADD?
14. I have a dream about fidget spinner... it never stopped spinning.
15. What's the similarity between a Fidget Spinner and a Belieber? There's both small fans.

Silly Fidget Spinner Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about fidget spinner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spin you jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fidget spinner pranks.