Fidget Jokes

• Short Fidget Jokes
• Fidget One Liners
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Funniest Fidget Short Jokes

Short fidget jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fidget humour may include short fiddle jokes also.

1. I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic... Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
2. A man walks into a bar with a fidget spinner... The man asks the bartender:
   Sir, is it okay for me to use my fidget spinner here?
   Bartender:
   Sir, it's 2017, you can be gay anywhere.
3. If you're ever in a hurry... Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.
4. I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...
5. Little kids are like fidget spinners They're overhyped.
   Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
6. What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds? A Fidget Spinner.
7. News: British man who built world's largest Rubik's cube builds world's largest fidget spinner. He then went home to the world's emptiest bed.
8. Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer. It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"
9. Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*
   Teacher: carry on
10. How is a fidget spinner like the cause of my father's heart attack? It was all the rage last year.

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Fidget One Liners

Which fidget one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fidget? I can suggest the ones about fret and wiggle.

1. Fidget spinners are useless Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
2. What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
3. If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner... Would he have died for our spins?
4. What's the hardest part about fidget spinning? Telling your parents you're gay.
5. What do you call an epileptic on a merry-go-round? A fidget spinner.
6. Life is like a fidget spinner Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening
7. What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine? Midget fidget spinner
8. Fidget spinners were a warning For all these hurricanes!
9. What do you call Michael J. Fox on a merry-go-round? A fidget spinner.
10. Yo mama so fat... Hurricane Irma is her fidget spinner.
11. 1960: I hope we have flying cars. 2017: Flying Fidget spinners.
12. What kind of Doctors use Fidget Spinners? Spin Doctors
13. What do you call a meal for people with ADD? A fidget dinner.
14. What did the British painter ask his fidget spinner? "Am I your favorite autist?"
15. I got an idea for a movie Called Fidget Jones

Fidget Spinner Jokes

Here is a list of funny fidget spinner jokes and even better fidget spinner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Fake news is nothing... Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.
• DNA tests for white supremacists is like a fidget spinner. It sounds like a good idea until you own one.
• Roommate wanted to know what to get her host family while she is abroad. I told her to get her something American... She got them a fidget spinner made in China.
• What do you call a yo-yo without string? Fidget Spinners
• What do you call a stripper with parkinsons? A fidget spinner
• TIL that Jesus hated fidget spinners. That's because he died for our spins.
• If toy story was made in 2017 Instead of buzz lightyear Andy would have just gotten fidget spinners
• A person uses a fidget spinner... but a small person uses a midget spinner
• What do you call a rotating man with Parkinson's? A Fidget spinner.
• Is a fidget spinner just a... small woman with ADD?

Humorous Fidget Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about fidget you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fidget pranks.