The Best 32 Fidget Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fidget jokes. There are some fidget disorder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fidget fidget spinner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fidget Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the new Swastika Fidget spinners?

They really help you concentrate!

Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class

Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*

Teacher: carry on

Life is like a fidget spinner

Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening

Fidget joke, Life is like a fidget spinner

I got an idea for a movie

Called Fidget Jones

What did the British painter ask his fidget spinner?

"Am I your favorite autist?"


Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.

It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"

If you're ever in a hurry...

Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.

Fidget joke, If you're ever in a hurry...

What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?

A Fidget Spinner.

What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair?

A fidget spinner

Little kids are like fidget spinners

They're overhyped.

Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.

I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD

I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...

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A man walks into a bar with a fidget spinner...

The man asks the bartender:
Sir, is it okay for me to use my fidget spinner here?

Bartender:
Sir, it's 2017, you can be gay anywhere.

What do you call a meal for people with ADD?

A fidget dinner.

Roommate wanted to know what to get her host family while she is abroad. I told her to get her something American...

She got them a fidget spinner made in China.

What kind of Doctors use Fidget Spinners?

Spin Doctors

How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?

Buy them a fidget spinner.

Fidget joke, How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?

News: British man who built world's largest Rubik's cube builds world's largest fidget spinner.

He then went home to the world's emptiest bed.

I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic...

Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago

1960: I hope we have flying cars.

2017: Flying Fidget spinners.


What do you call someone who has ADHD and crabs.

Fidget pubes.

What do you call Michael J. Fox on a merry-go-round?

A fidget spinner.

What's the hardest part about fidget spinning?

Telling your parents you're gay.

DNA tests for white supremacists is like a fidget spinner.

It sounds like a good idea until you own one.

Fidget spinners were a warning

For all these hurricanes!

Yo mama so fat...

Hurricane Irma is her fidget spinner.

What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

Fake news is nothing...

Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.

Fidget spinners are useless

Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.

How many fidget spinners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

**None because it's always lit fam**

How is a fidget spinner like the cause of my father's heart attack?

It was all the rage last year.

If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...

Would he have died for our spins?

What do you call an epileptic on a merry-go-round?

A fidget spinner.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fidget wiggly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fidget restless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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