Fide Jokes
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Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press.
Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.
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Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed.
Well, looks like he died 17 days after.
Fidel Castro is dead
Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals.
Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts
But even he could not survive 2016
Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents
Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States
-Eisenhower
-Kennedy
-Johnson
-Nixon
-Ford
-Carter
-Reagan
-Bush
-Clinton
-GW Bush
-Obama
But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump
Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader.
His 85 year old brother!
Fidel Castro just passed away...
...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him.
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A r**... couple, both bona fide r**..., had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'.
The doctor started the procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....
....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."
Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?
A: They're both dead gorillas.
Fidel Castro's last words
Fidel Castro's final words were: "revive me I have the ray gun"
Authorized, Bona Fide, Established...
those are some Legit synonyms.
So Fidel Castro was once given a key to the City of Detroit...
That is not a joke. That actually happened.
Fidel Castro died on Black Friday...
He couldn't handle the bargain prices
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Fide One Liners
Which fide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fide? I can suggest the ones about history and association.
- Authorized, Bona Fide, Established... those are some Legit synonyms.
